Mistress & My Girlfriend - Tony Carpenter

Dear mom and dad, I don't know where to start I hate to break the news, but I got a broken heart That sweet southern belle that I met in Tennessee Got a hickey on her neck, and it ain't from me Seems there's someone special she's been meeting at the gym But the crazy thing about it is that someone's not a him My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now It was cool for a minute, now it's bringing me down People talking about it all over this town My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now All my friends say she's just going through a phase I believed her when she said she just needs a little space But then I found pictures on her cellular phone Of them doing things when I wasn't home It hit me like a brick, I guess I should have seen the sign This was more than just a friend and a bottle of wine My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now It was cool for a minute, now it's bringing me down People talking about it all over this town My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now Yeah, mom and dad, really nothing left to say I'll be sure to keep you posted if she swings it back this way I guess I'm not as sad as you think I might be The part that makes me mad is that they didn't invite me My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now It was cool for a minute, now it's bringing me down People talking about it all over this town My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now

It's no secret, we're close As sweaty velcro Like latex, fur and feathers Stuck together now In their '62 'Vette Sharing one cigarette In a black light trance then Go, go dance then Go, go trance then They keep me warm on cold nights We must be quite a sight In our meat triangle All tangled, wow My girlfriends girlfriend She looks like you My girlfriends girlfriend She's my girl too Her and me, and her and she and me An uncrowded couple, are we three? Hey, we don't care what people say When walking hand in hand down Kings Highway Two for one today My girlfriends girlfriend She looks like you My girlfriends girlfriend She's my girl too My girlfriends girlfriend She looks like you My girlfriends girlfriend She's my girl