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Mistress for Christmas - AC/DC

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@Elina
3,641
30 Sec

Mistress for Christmas - song lyrics

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait 'til Christmastime
When I can grope you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
Yeah

Alright

Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital S
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in Heaven with three in a bed

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it
And I can't get it

I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
Oh, yeah
Ha-ha, yeah
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it and I can't get it

(Mistress) he got it, and I want it
(For Christmas) they got it and I can't have it
(Mistress) but I want it, it don't matter
(For Christmas) she got it

And I can't get a mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about
(Mistress for Christmas) you gotta send me down
You gotta send me down
(Mistress for Christmas) I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
(Mistress for Christmas)

I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your reindeer, honey
And ring the bells, yeah

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