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Memoirs of a Stockbroker - Mungo Jerry

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@Martyna
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Memoirs of a Stockbroker - song lyrics

I remember when I was very young,
Had lot of toys and I had lots of fun, yes I did,
Playing mum's and dad's with the girls down the road,
I used to pull their hair and I used to pick my nose, yes I did,
"Didn't we all"
Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to think back to the past,
What about all the sweets we used to eat,
And the games we used to play in the park.
I remember when I was at school,
I didn't do my homework and I broke all the rules, yes I did,
Watching all the girls getting undressed in the gym,
Smoking in the toilets, beat up the little kids, yes I did,
"Didn't we all"
Now I'm getting pretty old, I know I could have done a lot more,
Like putting sugar in the headmaster's tank of his brand new Jaguar.
I remember when I was at work,
I had to wear a suit and a had my hair cut, yes I did,
Yes sir, no sir, three bags full,
The boss was a drag and work was a bore, yes It was,
" 'en it all' "
Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to think back to the past,
What about all the fiddles that we did and the times I got landed in the cart.
I remember my very first date,
I took her to a movie and I got her home late, yes I did,
Her father got mad so I bought him a pint,
Worst thing I ever did, now I'm lumbered for life, big mistake,
"We all make 'em "
Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to de thinks back to the past,
What about all the beer we used to drink and the chicks we used to have in the grass.
Worked very hard got promotion at work,
Got a mortgage, got a house, got a baby, got a car,
"In that order?"
"You must be joking"
Got ulcers in my stomach got false teeth and got piles,
Don't get on with the wife, could do with som

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Aye Offset (yo), aye Takeoff, (what's up, unc?) You remember that shit we did way way way back in the day? (I remember that) Motherfuckers said it wasn't gonna work We was some crazy young niggas huh? I'd like to welcome you to Yung Rich Nation I know you been patiently waiting Yung Rich Nation that's the album Tryna turn the mansion to a castle Diamond shine came from Africa, shine, shine (Africa) (Young Rich Niggas we some bachelors) Ooh, damn, bachelor Turn the club to a massacre (fuck it up, fuck the club up) If you a broke nigga I'm sad at ch'ya, (pitiful) Sad to say, why what you do? First check bought a Audi Coupe It was black and grey like the Raiders First check bought a Challenger It was 10 bands so I paid it Remember the time, Offset he got me high That was right by the neighbors house? (yeah) Remember the time we broke in the neighbors house That was our first paper route Remember the time they shot up my mama house 12 tried to make it my fault (damn) Remember the time you niggas laughed at me Said that I wouldn't bond out (hahaha) You say that you trappin', take you to the bando And you a front see whatchu 'bout Before we made the song Hit Em' wit it We was knockin' niggas out Before we made the song 'Birds', pelicans fly to the south Niggas talkin' stupid up in crowd Jumped in the crowd and punched em' in the mouth First time we in Miami, we had a gangsta shootout Dope in my sock, and we beat the trap out Don't come in my trap if you unannounced (pussy) Diamond shine came from Africa (Shine, shine, Africa) Young Rich Niggas we some bachelors (Ooh, dab, bachelor) Turn the club to a massacre (fuck it up, fuck the club up) If you a broke nigga I'm sad at ch'ya (pitiful), sad to say, why what you do? Remember the time, I did my first breaking in? Me, myself & I ain't had nobody wit me Cause I ain't want my uncles know I did it Remember the time I got kicked out for havin' gas stashed in my locker? In the gym choppin' it up wit my partners Next thing you know got walked out by the coppers First juug I hit at school, Lord please forgive me I know you remember that 6 peer plotted on my teacher had to hit for that fundraiser fetti pack Got home and counted the check I'm thinkin' to myself Takeoff what you gon' do wit that Call the plug up ask him where he at I'm celebratin' smokin' back to back Remember that time Quavo came home with a full grown marijuana plant Stackin' up the crib tryin' dry it off in the oven it was still wet Mama came in smelt the odor said "Damn boy I can catch contact" I got that dope talkin' anthrax, who'd had thought when we hit for fifty racks Diamond shine came from Africa (Shine, shine, Africa) Young Rich Niggas we some bachelors (Ooh, dab, bachelor) Turn the club to a massacre (fuck it up, fuck the club up) If you a broke nigga I'm sad at ch'ya (pitifu), sad to say, why what you do?
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