I want the date, I want the cake, I want the flowers
I want the ring, I want the fancy bridal shower
The meant to be, I want the dream come true

I want the bells in that white church ringin'
My sister's speech after too much drinkin'
Something borrowed, something blue

Tin cans tied to the back of a Buick
One of these days I just might do it

I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married
I won't settle for any Tom, Dick or Harry
I wanna pop champagne, I want a dress in white
Change my name for just one night
I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married

I love my dog, I love my friends, I love my freedom
Nobody hoggin' all the covers when I'm sleepin'
I'm content all alone at a table for two

Yeah there's a five in ten chance some seven years later
He's wearin' my dress or sleepin' with the neighbour
And I'm stuck with his name in a bad heart-shaped tattoo

I'll take the money, honey, and the honeymoon
The whole damn thing except "I do"

I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married
I won't settle for any Tom, Dick or Harry
I wanna pop champagne, I want a dress in white
Change my name for just one night
I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married

I wanna pop champagne, I want a dress in white
Change my name for just one night
I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married
I wanna go to heaven, but I don't wanna get buried
I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married, no