Mario Brothers Rap - Ali "Dee" Theodore

Epic rap battles of history! The Wright Brothers Versus The Mario Brothers Begin! We're the Wright Brothers And there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble Are you looking for your lover? 'Cause your Princess is in our castle, now (Yeah, she's gone) We stayed up all night playin' Donkey Kong Before us, people used to only fly in balloons You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda-woulda-coulda come to lose an extra life So just "dudda-dudda-dudda" back down in your pipe It's-a me, Mario! And Luigi, motha- Ding! Why don't you's just get back in your biplane and make out with each other? Look at these two, their lives must'a been horrible! Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville! You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh If you wanted to fly, you should've just eaten this leaf You should eat something anyways! Look at you, so skinny You might fly like a hawk But you fight like a kitty We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight Representin' North Carolina, aiiiight! We'll be pressin' all your buttons like we're the controller Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something We're gonna beat you so fast it's like we're holding down the B button We're servin' up an 8-bit fist Made to order! That'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters Like POW How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Boww--ser! You'll get pummeled You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel We've been droppin' ba-bombs since we started this song Sorry, Wright Brothers, this time ya chose wrong Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of history!

You know its the MacMilitant, coming to get it on. Hey, get outta my way. I'm coming, the thunder and lightning is striking. I'm fighting you on the storm. Feel the pain that I'm trying to contain. My heart is as black as the blood in my veins. And I'm comin' to get it on. Yo I'm gonna break and smash. Straight whoop ass. I can see the fear in your eyes everytime that I pass. I'm intimidating the most, and feared by many, But dont tempt me. I leave the place empty. Simply, you get me. I'm low down, gritty and shifty. I mow down people against me. Even the best be afraid as I approach aggressively. Especially when they roll up and test me. Yo its over, I'm a diciplined militant mind slash tyrant. If you look for a style like mine, You can't find it. Call me the M to the A C K. I break fools if you want it, come and make my day. Now say, Hey, get outta my way I'm coming, the thunder and lightning is striking. I'm fighting you on the storm. Feel the pain that I'm trying to contain. My heart is as black as the blood in my veins. And I'm gonna come get it on. You know its the Macmilitant. You know its the Macmilitant. Yo, listen, I got a dream like, Martin Luther like, Malcolm X fighting the means necessary strike. For the juggler show(?), and they remember you. Every time I step in the room, I raise the temperature. I was meant for the crown, and I ain't laying it down, And I ain't waiting around, I'm invading your town. I'm a black soldier, the Mack with attack motion, Cause I lack compulsion, and act like I'm not supposed to. It would take an army to stop me. Well haven't you seen the size of these arms And how I'm built so stocky (what) Built so stocky (uh) You can't top me. So you better watch your back, I'm coming in, I'm ready for war, I'm ready to die. I'm a giant beast, and I'm trying to eat, survive in the streets for my militants while we sing this.