Man In A Red Suit - Junkie XL

At the KOC Local 313 There's a fat man standing by the soda machine And he knows, he knows, he knows Life can be funny He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone And I know, I know, God knows We need the money And he's a big red cherry But it's hard to be merry When the kids are all laughing Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia Ain't he cute? The man in the Santa suit And all the Moms in town bring their brats around And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down Now it's up, hey how 'bout that It looks like a milkshake Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer And he says, kid shut your mouth You give me a headache And he's jolly and hairy But it's hard to be merry When the guys at the bar Say he looks like a fairy But he's doing it just for the loot The man in the Santa suit [Break] verse x2 And he's a big red cherry He's jolly and hairy Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care He stays cool Ain't he cute? The man in the Santa suit [Fade out with intro]

Play with me, I'm your new toy Wind me up, I'll make a noise Push the button on my head Now I'll come with you to bed Play with me, I'm your new toy Wind me up, I'll make a noise

It's the conformist Takin' the firm fist Of the idealist Taken the shitlist. And now, the purist stays the purist Till the shit hits the fan of the culprits And then the lawyer Will destroy a Motivation to become the purist And the terrorist Is really fed up with. Nothing strategic To beseige with And supremacists Touch the surface With their racist hatred. That glues eyelids. Those with politics All polite on tricks Cripple the masses on the road to riches. Underachievers United, Why fight it, Can't hide it.