Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin I am always on the outside lookin' in Maybe, that is why I see the funny side When I see somebody's brother take a bride Weddings make a lot of people sad But if you're not the one, they're not so bad Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous Who can blame him? He answers twice It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee Picture a little love nest, I got you Down where the roses cling, it's very romantic Picture that same sweet love nest Think, what a year can bring, I'm with you He's washing dishes and baby clothes, he should He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews, 2003 babe But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year, what, or maybe less What's this I hear, can't you guess? No She feels neglected and he's suspected, that's right Of makin' whoopee She sits alone 'most every night He doesn't phone nor even write, I forgot the number He says, he's busy, yeah but she says, is he? He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money Yeah, five hundred thousand per, who told ya that? Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, you pay six to her He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?" Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" Whoops You better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee Yeah, don't forget, folks That's what you get, folks For makin' whoopee

Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice Its really killin' that he's so willin' To make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washin' dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks, That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money Five thousand dollars per; Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You pay six to her." He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?" The judge says, "Budge, right into jail. You'd better keep her I think it's cheaper Than making whoopee."

Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really killin' That he's so willin' to make whoopee Now picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring, yes He's washin' dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee Another year, maybe less What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess? She feels neglected and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee Yeah, she sits alone 'most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy but she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee Now he doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her" He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?" Judge say, "Budge right into jail You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee" Yes, yeah, you better keep her Daddy, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee

Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really killin' That he's so willin' to make whoopee Now picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring, yes He's washin' dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee Another year, maybe less What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess? She feels neglected and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee Yeah, she sits alone 'most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy but she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee Now he doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her" He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?" Judge say, "Budge right into jail You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee" Yes, yeah, you better keep her Daddy, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee

Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous; he answers twice It's really killin' That he's so willin' to make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washin' dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget, folks That's what you get, folks, for makin' whoopee Another year or maybe less What's this I hear? Well, you can't confess She feels neglected, and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee She sits alone 'most every night He doesn't phone her; he doesn't write He says he's busy, but she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her" He says, "Now, Judge, suppose I fail?" The judge says, "Budge right into jail" You'd better keep her; I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee You'd better keep her I know it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee