Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh What a cheek Undertaking anyone at 70 What a laugh Splashing through the gravel as you barrel past Saints above Popping on the poppers of your driving glove, glove Jelly Bean Air freshener swinging in your window screen Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Speaker phone Speaking very, very loudly on your speaker phone What a day Everything is lovely on the motorway But I, I was hoping for a change of heart I, I was looking for a little direction Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5 No one else is on it It's an open wide motorway Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5 No one else is on it It's an open wide motorway Cruise control Spend the extra money on your cruise control What a treat Stretching in your butter leather bucket seat I, I was hoping for a change of heart I, I was looking for a little direction Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5 No one else is on it It's an open wide motorway Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5 No one else is on it It's an open wide motorway He's on for a personal best when someone outside of Aldershot He fails to notice a mini roundabout. Then his steering goes light And as he soars beyond the central reservation going up and up and up He sees his shoelaces are undone. It's funny the things you notice Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Sunlight splashes of the bonnet on the M5 No one else is on it It's an open wide motorway