Load Up the Bases (The Baseball Song) - Whiskey Falls

Though I seem cool, calm and collected Making my way to Hipster with Glasses Was a little more than just nerve wrackin' Kinda just counted on her to turn me into goo Praise whatever it ended with a smile 'Cause for a bit, a tad, a little while I expected you two to save the day with sly remarks Like, "he's so cute" and "whatever you want's" Though the white jacket didn't fit The friends I came with did perfectly Snugged right to my body Like sad movies and late night drinks Could've guessed by the end of the hour There was more than just a little smile on my face Covered in custard and cookies and cream, pissed off, I had to leave But all has to end You got a smile that could light this town, and we might need it 'Cause it gets dark around here, real dark around here Most of my old friends, I can only stand for the weekend But that doesn't apply here, doesn't apply here The day started with a bloody drip And a taste on my lips that was a lot less than desired Awkward moments to the side Not all expiring fast A tank top that didn't cover a thing And a zipped down hoodie, zipped to the bottom Had us laughing every time No matter how many chest hairs there were in sight You got a smile that could light this town and we might need it 'Cause it gets dark around here, real dark around here Most of my old friends I can only stand for the weekend But that doesn't apply here, doesn't apply here

Keeping the torch lit, rub two sticks One hundred (one hundred) Like an old school Nolan Ryan pitch Who want it? (who want it?) It ain't going take but a minute, a new York moment The Bay Area backwards streets is haunted It'll give you the creeps if ain't from it They'll draw down on the opponent kaboom kaboom In the night time or the morning, or the afternoon Hella busy if the governor called I push ignore Even though I got 3 jacks, like Pablo Sandoval You can call me your highness, your majesty Cause I get the highest, defy gravity Trying to throw a party in her mouth What you thought? (what you thought?) In the AM/PM bathroom Hope I don't get caught (don't get caught) With this broccoli I bought, from the broccoli man My partners in though front of my van It's a wrap like a pita they going take me to Rita If they catch me me and find the squeezer Up under this seat is a heater, a 10 millimeter Illegal search and seizure (bitch) Got the old school with the white top gold thangs sittin right on vogues (Right on vogues) Made 25 stacks last night hit the mall spend it all on clothes (All on clothes) Gettin rich only took hold up hell nah the popo don't know (They don't know) In this thang all night aight post it up blow em tree in the load, tree in the load (Tree in the load) Easy thousand dollars for the kit gang 24-5 for a brick man Us on the table that's fish skin Mercedes of the lot I'll fish tail My little homies crazy like Columbine Doing anything for them dolla signs Boy if you hating then you outta line I didn't wear my watch today you outta time Cuttin' posse in that old school vert No cash hear that old school skerrt I don't want you nookie I am not Fred Durst I'm all about my cheese ho I put bread first Chews up cheese I done mastered the scale Check my record possession for sale Assaloni court house I got a long paper trail When I'm starting these rentals no these niggas can't tell a young nigga It's burning up in this motherfucker Somebody cut the fan on Got the eagle in the air nigga I'm just looking for a spot for it to land on Sitting in the kitchen counting chickens for west coast tricking Bitches on a mission for the riches trapping off a cricket Probably wanna kick it but I'm tripping cause I'm trying get it Sipping till it's finished young menace give that ho the business Spit the flow fool on the pro tools flip an old school riding on feet call it no shoes I strolled through I over do she so loose like a??? goose She broke so it's no use I'm so cool I throw deuce I'm sick with it couldn't give a fuck about your crew I don't know you I've been down you so new I'm so stuck nigga no glue straight grapes You say I'm weak with a straight face I bounce But until then I'm trapping when you pull up to the house you see a nigga