Life Hereafter (feat. Will Arnett) - The Muppets

Oh great, more singin', right on time Listen, Bruce Who's Bruce? (Whoo) It's nothin' personal (Whoa) It's just I've dated men like you before And you're just not my type (My type?) Never around during the day Only come out at night (That's right) Emotionally wounded Dark and brooding all the time (Boo hoo) Hangin' around with clowns I don't need that in my life I ain't Selina Kyle, I ain't no Vicky Vale I was never into you even When you were Christian Bale I'm more of a Keaton guy myself Oh, I loved him as Beetlejuice I'm just not into Gotham City guys Well, yeah, we're flawed But that's what makes us so relatable I'm just not into guys who can't fly I can fly The Batwing can fly Rich boys with gadgets are not my type What is your type? Kryptonian men are my kryp-tonite Gross! I'm just not into Gotham City guys So what? You're not into me I don't care. But like, listen up You're clearly (Whoo) just confused Gotham dudes are the best We have deep manly (Whoo) voices And insanely ripped pecs (Hey) We're Affleck-level hot (Whoo) And we're Oprah-level rich (Whoo) With George Clooney-level Charm and Val Kilmer lips We worked for our powers (Whoo) Cause we're self-made men We didn't just get them from the sun Like an entitled alien Go on one date with me And you'll change your mind Unsubscribe I'm just not into Gotham City guys Gimme a chance No thank you, hard pass I'm just not into guys who don't wear tights I used to wear tights, ask Adam West I'm lookin' for a husband Someone to share my crown And Gotham men are playboys Who would never settle down Unlike other superheroes Who are strong and not afraid Of commitment and relationships I won't name any names But I'll leave you a hint He's made of steel And wears a red cape

Oh no, are we in a musical? Uh, hope not Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi Don't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil queens You've read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me (Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) Hmm-mm I don't know, it's very suspicious that you're leading with this I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans No ulterior motive, just want to help where I can I wanna shower you with gifts 'Cause I'm selfless and sweet So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi The least evil queen in history And if you do not believe me I totally won't imprison your family 'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know Really? 'Cause I'm getting super evil vibes here Benny, do you like spaceships? 'Cause I think they are great How'd you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait! Well now, my good friend You can build the spaceship of your dreams On your very own planet with your own spaceship-building scene Come on, do not fall for this Wildstyle! Haven't you heard? There's no reason at all to be suspicious of her Yeah, I know she keeps saying That but she's clearly an evil queen Yar, well, I'm not buyin' it MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so cruel It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool Even her metaphors are suspicious I've got a surprise for you A planet that's really a pirate ship And the population: your crew Her story checks out, she's cool, not evil What about me? Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine? A lot Times that by infinity Woohoo! And, Batman Don't even try it, lady, I don't need anything Oh, I know, that's why I'm going to give you half of everything Uh, like "everything" everything? "Everything" everything She's rad, this chick gets me Here's some other adjectives People use to describe me: Unduplicitous, unmalicious, unconniving, unnasty You're clearly just adding 'un' To words that describe you Who? Me? I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi I never trick people into trusting me By hiding my true personalities So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds 'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie And that wasn't a lie when I said just now that I never lie 'Cause I never lie and I never laugh when children cry And I never poison enemies of mine And I never cry when I'm alone at night 'Cause I said, "I love my life" I'm gettin' off track Let me get back to the point I was makin' I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi The most least evil person you'll ever meet And if you make eye contact with me I totally won't have you executed immediately 'Cause that'd be evil (Evil) Evil (Evil), evil, and that's so not me

I had an uncle named Matthew He was his father's only boy Born just south of Colby, Kansas He was his mother's pride and joy Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on Love was just the way to live and die Gold was just a windy Kansas wheatfield And blue's just a Kansas summer sky All the stories that he told me Back when I was just a lad All the memories that he gave me All the good times that he had Growin' up a Kansas farm boy Life was mostly havin' fun Ridin' on his daddy's shoulders Behind a view beneath the sun Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on Love was just the way to live and die Gold was just a windy Kansas wheatfield And blue's just a Kansas summer sky Well, I guess there were some hard times And I'm told some years were lean They had a storm in forty-seven A twister came and stripped them clean He lost the farm and lost his family He lost the wheat and lost his home But he found a family Bible Faith as solid as a stone Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on Love was just the way to live and die Gold was just a windy Kansas wheatfield And blue's just a Kansas summer sky So he came to live at our house And he came to work the land He came to ease my daddy's burden And he came to be my friend So I wrote this down for Matthew And it's for him the song is sung Ridin' on his daddy's shoulders Behind a mule beneath the sun Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on Love was just the way to live and die Gold was just a windy Kansas wheat field Blue's just a Kansas summer sky Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on Love was just the way to live and die Gold was just a windy Kansas wheatfield Blue's just a Kansas summer sky

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks Dressed in holiday style In the air, there's a feeling of Christmas Children laughing, people passing Meeting smile after smile And on every street corner, you'll hear Silver bells, silver bells It's Christmastime in the city Ring-a-ling, hear them ring Soon it will be Christmas day Silver bells, silver bells It's Christmastime in the city Ring-a-ling, hear them ring Soon it will be Christmas day Soon it will be Christmas day