(Me and Elizabeth are gonna sing this song about the letter that Johnny Walker read, hit it boy!) Johnny Walker sat at a table in a bar Minding his own affairs Drinking his namesake over the rocks He was drunk, too drunk to care When a girl from the bar walked up beside him And this is what she said She said, "A woman came by with a letter for you" And this is what the letter said (the singing letter) "Dear John, please, Johnny, please come home I need your love and the kids, they gotta be fed And John, if you don't hurry back I'll be gone" Yes, that's what the letter said The letter that Johnny Walker read (Rrread that!) Then John, he got up from the table Slowly, so slowly he walked outside You know, he was thinking of his wife and his 12 little children back at home And how his drinking had ruined their lives (now folks, here is where it gets really really sad) Then John, he stared off into that street light And a vision filled his poor, poor heart with dread For you see folks, it was him lying drunk there in the gutter (all covered with flies and stuff) Clutching in his little own hand the letter that Johnny Walker read And this here is what it said "Dear John, please, Johnny, please come home I need your love and the kids, they gotta be fed And John, if you don't hurry back I'll be gone" Yes, that's what the letter said The letter that Johnny Walker read (here we go!) "Dear John, please, Johnny, please come home I need your love and the kids, they gotta be fed And John, if you don't hurry back I'll be gone" Yes, that's what the letter said The letter that Johnny Walker read Yes, that's what the letter said The letter that Johnny Walker read Yes, that's what the letter said The letter that Johnny Walker read (Right!)

The last time I laid my eyes upon you You were blowing kisses, I was waiting in the car Something had died yet everything around kept turning Don't even know where you are Somewhere along the line we lost the horizon I've been looking around, up and down to no avail Someday I hope to find the horizon I've been all around the world and nothing is clear The last time I held you, it was head to heart The curtain was drawn, I left you sleeping so sound If I had known forever after we would stay apart I would have whispered all the things I can't tell you now Somewhere along the line we lost the horizon I've been looking around, up and down to no avail, no avail Someday I hope I can find the horizon I've been all around the world I don't believe in you, like I so wanted to I hope you're asking the heavens above To forgive all the damage you've done And if I didn't teach you anything at all I hope that you learned how to love But I doubt if I ever talk to you, I don't know Somewhere along the line we lost the horizon, I've been looking around, up and down to no avail, no avail. Someday I hope we can find the horizon I've been all around the world Nothing is clear, no, no, no! Nothing is clear to me now at all Nothing is clear, oh nothing is clear, Nothing is clear to me now at all Nothing is clear, nothing is clear, Nothing is clear to me, nothing is clear, Nothing is clear, nothing is clear.

Baby, I'm stuck in the middle and I don't know why Find the words you sing to me Sweeter than the words of the bird in the sky Oh, the days you came around I feel so good for me I can take most anything 'Cause what you bring I find it magical (hey) I feel like I'm loving you in 1963 (hey) Flowers in my hair (hey) Little bitty hearts upon my cheek Baby, you'll be on my mind 'Till I kiss you next time Baby, come on, take a ride in my little blue bug Keep the windows down Don't forget to celebrate the radio's up Oh, the way you hold my hand There is no other way We could take a thousand walks And laugh all day I find it magical (hey) I feel like I'm loving you in 1963 (hey) Flowers in my hair (hey) Little bitty hearts upon my cheek Baby, you'll be on my mind 'Till I kiss you next time I find it magical (hey) I feel like I'm loving you in 1963 (hey) Flowers in my hair (hey) Little bitty hearts upon my cheek Baby, you'll be on my mind 'Till I kiss you next time Magical (hey) I feel like I'm loving you in 1963 (hey) Flowers in my hair (hey) Little bitty hearts upon my cheek Baby, you'll be on my mind 'Till I kiss you next time Hey, hey, I find it magical (hey) Hey, hey, I feel like I'm loving you in 1963 (hey) Hey, hey, I got flowers in my hair (hey) Hey, hey, little bitty hearts upon my cheek...

I'll fascinate you for awhile My hands in wait to please, so well When I wake to realize, all I'd done I'll be breaking strings And all you're gonna feel Is undone I will not stay if you ask me to stay Do not ask me to stay because I will not stay Why do we always collide Stuck on two different sides You resignation, don't simplify Its not always about Your love What I wake up to find All I've done is unkind All you're gonna feel is untied Untied Why do we always collide Stuck on two different sides Why do we always collide Stuck on two different sides Why do we always collide Stuck on two different sides Why do we all Why do we all