Dearly beloved We are gathered here today To get through this thing called life And if the elevator tries to bring you down Go crazy And if you don't like The world you're living in Take a look around you At least you got friends I called my old lady For a friendly word She picked up the phone Dropped it on the floor "Uh uh" is all I heard And are we gonna let the elevator Bring us down Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Search for the purple banana Before they put us in the truck We're all excited But we don't know why Maybe it's 'cause We're all gonna die And when we do What's it all for You better live now Before the grim reaper come knocking at your door And are we gonna let the elevator Bring us down So let's go crazy Let's get nuts Search for the purple banana Before they put us in the truck So let's go crazy Let's get nuts No And are we gonna let the elevator Bring us down Dr. Everything'll Be Alright Gonna make everything go wrong Dr. Everything'll Be Alright Will make everything go wrong He's coming He's coming Let's go crazy Let's go crazy

Dearly beloved We are gathered here today To get through this thing called "life" Electric word, life It means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here to tell you There's something else The afterworld A world of never ending happiness You can always see the sun, day or night So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills You know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-Alright Instead of asking him how much of your time is left Ask him how much of your mind, baby Cause in this life Things are much harder than in the afterworld In this life You're on your own And if de-elevator tries to bring you down Go crazy (Punch a higher floor!) Woo! If you don't like The world you're living in Take a look around At least you got friends You see I called my old lady For a friendly word She picked up the phone Dropped it on the floor (Ah-s ah-s) is all I heard Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down? Oh, no lets go! Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Let's look for the purple banana Until they put us in the truck, let's go! We're all excited But we don't know why Maybe it's cause We're all gonna die And when we do (When we do) What's it all for (What's it all for) You better live now Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Look for the purple banana Until they put us in the truck, let's go! C'mon baby Let's get nuts! Yeah (Crazy) Let's go crazy! Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Go (Go crazy) I said let's go crazy (go crazy) Let's go (Let's go!) Go (Let's go!) Dr. Everything'll-Be-Alright Will make everything go wrong Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill Hang tough children He's comin' He's comin' Comin' Take me away!

Dearly beloved We are gathered here today To get through this thing called life Electric word life It means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here to tell you There's something else The after world A world of never ending happiness You can always see the sun, day or night So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills You know the one, Dr. Everything'll Be Alright Instead of asking him how much of your time is left Ask him how much of your mind, baby 'Cause in this life Things are much harder than in the after world In this life You're on your own And if the elevator tries to bring you down Go crazy, punch a higher floor If you don't like the world you're living in Take a look around you At least you got friends You see I called my old lady For a friendly word She picked up the phone Dropped it on the floor (Ah, ah) is all I heard Are we gonna let the elevator Bring us down Oh, no let's go! Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Let's look for the purple banana 'Til they put us in the truck, let's go! We're all excited But we don't know why Maybe it's 'cause We're all gonna die And when we do (When we do) What's it all for (What's it all for) You better live now Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down Oh, no let's go! Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Look for the purple banana 'Til they put us in the truck, let's go! C'mon baby Let's get nuts Yeah Crazy Let's go crazy Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down Oh, no let's go! Go crazy I said let's go crazy (Go crazy) Let's go, let's go Go Let's go Dr. Everything'll be alright Will make everything go wrong Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill Hang tough children He's coming He's coming Coming Take me away!

You crawl in bed, it's three a.m. You smell of wine and cigarettes A butterfly under the glass You are beautiful But you're not going anywhere We do the same thing every night I swear I've heard this song before A swimmer who has seen a shark I should really be more wary of the water You came, you saw, you conquered... everyone And I'm left here guessing Oh what went wrong Yeah, I'm down But not out And far from done Hey all! Beware! Criminal Criminal A prism with an intellect You show your eyes selectivly You stole my glow, a seasoned thief The blacks of my eyes are turning into opals Today I walk There's nothing here left for me but empty promises And the thought of all the things I'm never getting back You came, you saw, you conquered Everyone And I'm left here bleeding Oh what went wrong Yeah, I'm down But not out And far from done Beware! Criminal Did you think, did you think I wouldn't notice? Did you think, did you think, did you really think I wouldn't care? Did you think, did you think I wouldn't notice? Did you think, did you think, did you really think? You came, you saw, you conquered And I'm left here bleeding Oh, what went wrong? Yeah, I'm down But not out And far from done Oh! Beware! Criminal

Dear reader, unearth me Before I fade to black These pages, razor blades Secrets I can't take back Don't you dare, you promised That's where I spill my guts My hopes and vitriols Big words and paper cuts I wrote those words to you And every bit was true But you were not meant to read them Those words were mine Unveil me, my diary Like ghosts here from the past Will follow without mercy Some words were built to last aeons I wrote those words to you And every bit was true But you were not meant to read them Those words were mine I wrote those words to you And there wasn't much else to do But you were not meant to read them Those words weren't mine These pages Razor blades Secrets I can't take back