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Legalize It - The Lonely Island

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@Evi
654
30 Sec

Legalize It - song lyrics

Ohh yeah, ohh yeah
Words and truth

One fine evening on the sandy coast
The feeling was irie 'round the drum circle
When the wisest rasta I ever saw
Gently joined us and sang of Jah
Roots and culture seeped from his bones
He took out a spliff and said "Pass 'dis around"
So I took a righteous drag
It was the best sensi that I ever had
And then I felt the chills run up my back
"My good man, tell me what was that?"
He said "My friend, you just smoked crack"
You just smoked crack
Ooh, crack
(You just smoked...)

I just smoked crack (Oh my God)
It felt fucking great (This is amazing)
I thought it was marijuana, oh yeah
But now it's too fucking late (I can't come back down)
I love crack (Holy shit)
And now I am invincible (Fuck yeah)
If anyone tries to take my crack
I'll kill them on principle

Some call crack bazooka
Others call it base
But no matter what name you call it
It's the best invention ever by the human race
The government spread lies about it
They say that it is no fun but
On that glass shell I sucky
Sucky-sucky-sucky-til the crack is gone

Now we should legalize it
Legalize it
Set the people free and legalize...

We should legalize crack
So that I can smoke it all (I can see God)
You can borrow it from your neighbors
Or buy it at the local mall
(Legalize crack)
I love crack
And I know it loves me (More fire)
So if you try to take my crack
You better fucking kill me

Thank you kind rasta
For showing me the way
Goodbye ganja
My crack is here to stay

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@Fabian
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Legalize it Don't criticize it Legalize it Yehah mmm And i will advertise it Some of them call it ganja And some of them call it boo Some call it marijuana Yehah mmm I strictly call it boostalk Singers smoke it And players of double bass too Doctors smoke it Yeheh And my mom smokes it too All they say sensimilla town Oh o oh And i said sensimilla for me All they say sensimilla town Oh o oh And i said sensimilla for me Uh Tax Legalize it Don't criticize it Legalize it Yehah yehah Then we will advertise it Doctors smoke it Lawyers smoke it Sound guy smokes it Yehah yehah Even my dog tokes it Only cure for glaucoma Only cure for asthma It's the only cure Will make me think faster Boo! All's they say's sensimilla town Oh o oh And i said sensimilla for me All's they say's sensimilla town Oh o oh And i said sensimilla for me Hmm mm mm Worry Water cool and deadly Water cool and deadly Sing on Hoo oo ee Mm mm
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@Lilla
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Legalize it yeah Yeah Don't criticize it Legalize it yeah, Yeah And i will advertise it Legalize it Don't criticize it Some call it danger Some call it the way Some call it marijuana Some of them call it ganja Legalize it yeah Yeah Don't criticize it Legalize it yeah hey And I will advertise it We legalize Some will call it marijuana Some will call it ganja If you are was love we gonna put the flame up on ya Some other nations thought it would be the answer The government will only brutalize and rape ya California and Jamaica We don't discriminate ya So you gotta legalize it yeah hey Don't criticize it Legalize it yeah Yeah And I will advertise it Legalize it yeah, hey Don't criticize it Legalize it yeah, yeah And I will advertise it Legalize-lize-lize Legalize-lize-lize Legalize-lize-lize Legalize it yeah, hey Don't critcize it
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