I didn't become a little bit of a slag I became a total slag Absolutely filthy Absolutely messy I'm drinking Absolut, I'm getting absolutely ketty Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty But I just rolled a spliff, and it's absolutely petty Absolutely filthy Absolutely messy I'm drinking Absolut, I'm getting absolutely ketty Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty But I just rolled a spliff, and it's absolutely petty You're a bitch, you're a car, you're a (slag) Always got your nose in someone else's bag I heard you're getting married, I feel sorry for the fella 'Cause you fucked everybody on the stag I'm getting absolutely wavy Absolutely hammered I've got the green and purple getting absolutely jammered By the time I get to bed, I'm feeling absolutely knackered But chat shit, get your face absolutely splattered Chat shit, get your face absolutely caved in You shoulda fucking stayed in I'm absolutely raging I'm blazing on this haze thing, it's absolutely smelly It's tasting so amazing, it's absolutely ready (wow) I'm absolutely out of it Absolutely tripping Drinking Absolut, and now I'm absolutely kipping (kipping) Everybody in the crowd is absolutely dripping (drip-drop) I need to go to bed, my head is absolutely spinning You're a slag, you're a bitch, you're a dirty little troller Your vagina smelling like an out of date product Smells like rotten egg and tuna fish and scallops (woah) You can suck my dick and you can lick my hairy bollocks (dirty) Absolutely pissed off Absolutely done with 'em Everybody's gurning, looking like they're chewing bubblegum (piss off) Absolutely menacing Absolutely troublesome When I finish wrapping up, I'm wrapping up another one (Slag) I didn't become a little bit of a slag I became a total slag 'Cause I'm not absolutely tired, I feel absolutely wired Dig my fingers in the bag, that shit was absolutely fire My spliff is fully rammed, the thought that it would count the day up Took a perf and sip my rum, now I feel absolutely higher Think your tracks are banging, bro? They're absolutely dire Your girl's a dirty slag, my uncle wouldn't even try her Stick it in a brothel, I bet nobody would buy her So please stop acting gangster, you're an absolute liar To be absolutely honest, you're an absolute novice Pushed a couple weights and think you're absolutely solid It's absolutely stinking It's absolutely horrid Absolutely giving, 'cause you will not make a profit So absolutely, yes, you should absolutely stop it I'm absolutely gone, you see me take off like a rocket Your DJ's in the cash, yeah, he's in the rave knoshing Anytime I'm on the set, the rave is absolutely moshing (Slag)