Kiss me quick, while we still have this feeling Hold me close and never let me go 'Cause tomorrows can be so uncertain Love can fly and leave just hurting Kiss me quick because I love you so (love you so, love you so) Kiss me quick and make my heart go crazy Sigh that sigh and whisper, oh, so low Tell me that tonight will last forever Say that you will leave me never Kiss me quick because I love you so (love you so, love you so) Oh, let the band keep playing While we are swaying Let's keep on praying That we'll never stop Kiss me quick, I just can't stand this waiting 'Cause your lips are lips I long to know For that kiss will open heaven's door And we'll stay there forever more So, kiss me quick because I love you so (love you so, love you so) Oh, let the band keep playing While we are swaying Oh, let's keep on praying That we'll never stop Kiss me quick, I just can't stand this waiting 'Cause your lips are lips I long to know For that kiss will open heaven's door And we'll stay there forever more So, kiss me quick because I love you (love you so, love you so) Kiss me quick because I love you so (love you so, love you so) Kiss me quick because I love you so (love you so, love you so)

This year, all but disappeared Bought into fairy tales But Sleeping Beauty just kept score And tried to sleep more She said, "I'm not quite myself tonight But the way you touch me Oh, makes me tongue tied That could be the wine too" Kiss quick, I've got a line out the door Who all think they can save me One by one, they lay the world at my feet One by one, they drive me crazy She said, "I know love and it's all push and shove So stop talking and put your back into it" Loaded, oh, my hands shook to hold it I turned her body on, I turned her body on myself Ooh, ooh Kiss quick, I've got a line out the door Who all think they can save me One by one, they lay the world at my feet One by one, they drive me crazy Shut your mouth, pull me out Before this all goes gray One by one, they lay the world at my feet One by one, they go away Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Oh, oh Come on, come on Kiss quick, got a line out the door Who all think they can save me Oh, one by one, they lay the world at my feet One by one, they drive me crazy Now shut your mouth and pull me out Before this all goes gray One by one, they lay the world at my feet One by one, they go away They go away, they go away Ooh, ooh Sell my blood for money, baby, baby And I love how it feels And this year, all but disappeared

There you see her, sitting there across the way She don't have a lot to say but there's something about her And you don't know why but you're dying to try You wanna kiss the girl Yes, yes, you want her, look at her, you know you do It's possible she wants you too, there is one way to ask her It don't take a word, not a single word Go on and kiss the girl Sha la, la la, la la, my, oh my Looks like the boy's too shy, ain't gonna kiss the girl Sha la, la la, la la, ain't that sad It's such shame, too bad, you're gonna miss the girl Go on and kiss the girl Now's your moment floating in a blue lagoon Boy, you better do it soon, no time will be better She don't say a word and she won't say a word Until you kiss the girl Sha la, la la, la la, my, oh my Looks like the boy's too shy, ain't gonna kiss the girl Sha la, la la, la la, ain't that sad It's such shame, too bad Sha la, la la, la la, don't be scared You better be prepared, go on and kiss the girl Sha la, la la, la la, don't stop now Don't try to hide it how, you wanna kiss the girl Go on and kiss the girl Go on and kiss the girl Sha la, la la, la la, my, oh, my Looks like the boy's too shy, ain't gonna kiss the girl Sha la, la la, la la, ain't that sad It's such a shame, too bad Sha la, la la, la la, don't be scared You better be prepared, go on and kiss the girl Sha la, la la, la la, don't stop now Don't try to hide it how, you wanna kiss the girl Go on and kiss the girl Go on and kiss the girl

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on T. V. Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Brian: It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr. Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, you want to curl up and die. Lucky theres a Family Guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the things that make us- Stewie: Laugh and cry! Hes a Family Guy! Louis: When I was young, the songs were fair, with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher. Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo. Louis: A heartache all gone awry! Brian: The classic films were works of arts, the images were graceful, the stories were smart. Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution, Im sorry I know this doesnt rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella, sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of- Stewie: Apple Pie! Hes a family guy! Lois: His smiles a simple delight. Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites. Lois: Peter! Meg: He bought me my cute little hat. Brian: Yeah we should have a talk about that. About that! And his hat! Brian: Hes mastered the comedy arts. Stewie: He says, Look out, Hiroshima! Then casually farts. (fart sound effect) Lois: Hes loaded with sexy appeal. Peter: And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel! Brian: No thank you. Stewie: I gave it the office. Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke. But who around here could fill those loafers? But heres a happy reply. Lucky theres a family guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the thing that make us- Stewie: Laugh and Cry! Hes a Family Guy! Hes a Family Guy!!! Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome. Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Im kidding for Christs sake, Im not serious. Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea should tell you Im generous; I shouldnt actually have to spend any money. Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit? Brian: Yeah, it is a little bright. Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just noticed something. With that light shining on you from that angle, you look a lot like Jamie Farr. Brian: Yeah, youve told me that before and uh, its interesting, because Im thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears. Stewie: Really?! How so? Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your eyes like Britney does. You know where You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart? Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate post-birth surgery that should have been done but it was the south, so they didnt have the medical technology. Stewie: Oh, I see. Chris: Mom! Lois: Yes honey? Chris: I have a wedgie. Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it. Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight. We got music, we got comedy, we got behind the scenes crap from the show. Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this, but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of Brian when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy who looked enough like him, so they actually built a dog suit for the scene, and the actor of inside the suit was Raven- Symoné, who was Olivia on the Cosby show. Brian: Fascinating bit of trivia. Peter: All right, okay, I got one for ya. You know the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy is the same stage where they shot the Golden Girls back in the 80s, right? Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story. I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot, and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur. So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in and says Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail! Lois: Oh My God! Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to drink before the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner, exposing her penis to traffic. Brian: Oh My God! Meg: Ew! Thats Disgusting! Peter: Can you believe that? Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis? Peter: Eh, special permit. Stewie: I say, what is it with these actors? Theyre perfectly normal people in civilian life and then they come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk. Brian: You gotta watch your language, kid. Stewie: Oh, its a record album for Gods sake. Lets cut loose a bit. Chris: Nipples! Hehe. Stewie: Perfect example. Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night and I swear to god, I heard someone use the word balls. And I thought to myself, My God, that- that Dick Wolf just does whatever he damn well pleases, doesnt he? Bringing words like balls into Americas living rooms. I wonder how hed like it if I just walked into his living room a- and use the word balls. Brian: Uh I think that would be breaking and entering. Lois: You know, I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening. The last show we did we had to leave him at home. They didnt allow babies in the theater. Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh! Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a total bitch. Lois: Stewie! Thats very rude. Especially since your babysitter is here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff. Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. And Mrs. Griffin Peter: Howre ya, sweetheart? Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie? Hailey Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay. So after you and Peter left for dinner, I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this story right. Please.