Kindergarten Boyfriend - Katie Ladner, Alice Lee, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Barrett Wilbert Weed & Elle McLemore

Would you like to share your lunch with me? I'd surely be delighted to be The one you give the last Oreo to If that's alright with you Do you wanna sit next to me on the bus home? I told my mom not to pick me up today I hope that that's okay? Ay-ay 'Cause this kindergarten crush has got my stomach all twisted You're sweeter than sugar, lover, I'm addicted My brain is doing bunny loops, I'm a disaster Everything you do just makes my heart beat faster I'm too scared to talk to you I try to keep my courage, but I end up getting nervous And my face goes blue You stick to me like Every time I wanna tell you how I feel I freeze up, my knees start to shake And the way you look is so unreal You're my own Achilles heel And this kindergarten crush has got my stomach all twisted You're sweeter than sugar, lover, I'm addicted My brain is doing bunny loops, and I'm a disaster Everything you do just makes my heart beat faster Oh, this kindergarten crush is gettin' me wrong I don't know what to do, so I wrote you a song And this thing is going further than originally planned So I hope you won't mind if I ask you to hold my hand?

Listen up, folks War is over Brand new sheriff's come to town We are done With acting evil We will lay our weapons down We're all damaged We're all frightened We're all freaks, but that's alright We'll endure it We'll survive it Martha, are you free tonight? What? Um, my date for the pep rally kind of blew- Me off So, I was wondering If you weren't doing anything tonight Maybe we could pop some Jiffy Pop And rent a video? Something with a happy ending Are there any happy endings? I can't promise No more Heathers High school may not ever end Still, I miss you I'd be honored If you'd let me be your friend (my friend) We can be seventeen We can learn how to chill If no one loves me now Someday, somebody will We can be seventeen (whoa) Still time to make things right (whoa) One day, we'll change the world (whoa) But let's kick back tonight! (And ya know, ya know) Let's go be seventeen (ya know we can be beautiful) Take off our clothes and dance (ya know, ya know) Act like we're all still kids (ya know) 'Cause this could be our final chance! (And ya know, ya know) Always be seventeen (ya know we can be beautiful) Celebrate you and I (ya know, ya know) Maybe we won't grow old (ya know) And maybe then we'll never die! We'll make it beautiful We'll make it beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful!

Dad says "Act our age." You heard the man, it's time to rage! Blast the bass, turn out the light Ain't nobody home tonight! Drink, smoke, it's all cool Let's get naked in my pool! Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight! His folks got a waterbed Come upstairs and rest your head Let's rub each other's backs While watching porn on Cinemax! The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn Having some big fun! Big fun! When mom and dad forget To lock the liquor cabinet It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Ooh! Ok, ok, ok. So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot? No, it's salt, and then-- You're doing it wrong! Really? 'Cause I feel great Veronica, you are looking good tonight! Whoa A hot guy smiled at me Without a trace of mockery! Everyone's high as a kite Ain't nobody home tonight! Stoned. Zoned. I should quit... Hey, is that weed? I want a hit Fill that joint and roll it tight Ain't nobody home tonight! Dreams are coming true When people laugh but not at you! I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at LiveAid! The house is ours It's time for big fun! Big fun! Let's use their showers That sounds like Big fun! Big fun! Crack open one more case! I think that's what they call "third base." Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! That actually looks like Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Ooh! Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? Gonna make 'em go whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! Big fun! Big fun! Way to show maturity! Big fun! Big fun! Quit it jackass, get off of me! Big fun! Big fun! Yo! Ram! Emergency! I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence! I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you! Hey, are you okay? I didn't need your help Aw, thanks, Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now The party's hot, hot, hot It's time for big fun! Big fun! You need a jello shot! We're having big fun! Big fun! Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh Here comes the Cootie Squad We should Shut up, Heather Sorry, Heather Look who's with her -- Oh, my God! Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! I can't believe you actually came It's exciting, right? Oh, I want to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider Showing up here took some guts Time to rip them out Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout Hah! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Where the hell are those freshman? Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note... What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal... There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me? Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Diggety-dang-a-dang! The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn Having some big fun! Big fun! So let the speakers blow They'll buy another stereo Our folks got no clue 'Bout all the shit their children do Why are they surprised? Whenever we're unsupervised It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!