I'm a feminine Eminem, a Slim Shady lady, But nice cause I texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. Like Hamlet, all about "words, words, words" Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. I'm a gay sea otter I blow other dudes out of the water I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, Cold and fly like an arctic puffin, Puffin' whacky tobaccy Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki And I've been rockin this mic before electricity Way back in 1000 BCE That's before the common era, era, era, era (era era) WOAH I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up Chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up. A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. I give the perspective a switchin and Bo talks in the third person. Just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Met a girl named Macy, had sex with her all day, But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin' the YMCA We ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer, semi-colon, Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. To relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and Rhymin, mathematical timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen. I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her) I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle Midas. Gay dads blow pops, another sucker, Oedipus was the first motherfucker! I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. (Hypocrite) We the people of the USA Jose, we're not talkin to you, esé. We got a border in order to keep you out, It's what my NYU essay's about Cause we're xenophobic warrior princess, Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger Does my nephew's sense still linger? South of queers, north of hell, The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell We guard the border and we guard it well But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell Did I say liberty? I meant taco, Paco, hey you better let that rock go Cause in real life Goliath wins And then sells all the silk that the widow spins. (One more time) I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. (Yeah, break it down now, what) Bitches and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes. Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist, Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist So take off your bras and burn 'em or you can let me burn 'em, Take off your bras and burn 'em, or you can let Bo burnham burn 'em. Take off your bras and burn 'em, you can let me burn 'em, Take off your bras and burn 'em, burn 'em, you can let Bo burnham burn 'em. (Hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes)

Robin what you got there in your beak? Let me take a peek Robin got a bug Juicy big bug Taking it back For little baby robin tums Robin what you got there in your beak? Let me take a peek Robin got a worm Juicy big worm Taking it back For little baby robin birds Round Robin do do do do Round Robin do do do do Robin go flying Round and round and round Round Robin do do do do Round Robin do do do do Robin go flying Round and round and round Robin what you got there in your beak? Let me take a peek Robin got a slug Spotty dotti slug Taking it back For little baby robin hugs Robin what you got there in your beak? Let me take a peek Robin got a wētā Such a wiggly wētā Taking it back And little robins go ah ah ahhh Round Robin do do do do Round Robin do do do do Robin go flying Round and round and round Round Robin do do do do Round Robin do do do do Robin go flying Round and round and round Robin go flying Round and round and round

When I was small I had an apple seed And my mama told me To dig a little hole and water it well And little by little it grew I was crouching down when I saw a tiny leaf I saw one, I saw two I kept on going like momma said to I saw five leaves, I saw ten When I got to twenty had to count again I was balancing on tiptoe Counting all those little leaves Years went by and I kept on My apple tree grew with water and sun An apple tree tall taller than me Standing proud like a friend should be With leaves so green, apples so sweet Boughs so strong and roots so deep Leaves so green, apples so sweet Boughs so strong and roots so deep Leaves so green and apples so sweet (apples so sweet) Boughs so strong and roots so deep Leaves so green and apples so sweet (apples so sweet) Boughs so strong and roots so deep Now I'm here under that shade Counting all the red red apples she made My apple tree sings her apple tree song I'll listen and learn and pass it on With leaves so green, apples so sweet Boughs so strong and roots so deep Leaves so green, apples so sweet Boughs so strong and roots so deep Leaves so green and apples so sweet (apples so sweet) Boughs so strong and roots so deep Leaves so green and apples so sweet (apples so sweet) Boughs so strong and roots so deep All my life I'll have a place to climb A place to read and hide A place to dream and grow Apple tree listen to my woes Tell me your secret I will keep Apple tree I will guard your sleep Apple tree tall, what friends we'll be With leaves so green, apples so sweet Boughs so strong and roots so deep Leaves so green, apples so sweet Boughs so strong and roots so deep Leaves so green and apples so sweet (apples so sweet) Boughs so strong and roots so deep Leaves so green and apples so sweet (apples so sweet) Boughs so strong and roots so deep When I am grown with a daughter like me Apple tree tall will you give to me One little seed, I promise I'll tell My little girl to water it well

You can't make rainbows underwater Only rainbows in the air But there's rainbows swimming just below the surface The rainbows got mixed up with fish down there Rainbow fish oh rainbow fish Shine oh shine for us oh rainbow fish Rainbows form when light refracts Through water droplets in the air All the droplets get joined up in the river So all the rainbows we can see down there In amongst the weeds Are on the scales of rainbow fish That shine for you and me Rainbow fish oh rainbow fish Will you grant us just one wish? Rainbow fish oh rainbow fish Shine oh shine for us oh rainbow fish Cos you can't make rainbows underwater But that don't mean they are not there The rainbows are all swimming just below the surface The rainbows got painted on fish down there Rainbow fish oh rainbow fish Shine oh shine for us oh rainbow fish Rainbow fish oh rainbow fish Shine oh shine for us oh rainbow fish You can't make rainbows underwater Only rainbows in the air But there's rainbows swimming just below the surface On all the rainbow fish down there On all the rainbow fish down there

One pom pom On the top of my pom pom hat Like that Can you see it bouncing merrily In the fluffy little pom pom breeze? Two pom poms On the end of my pom pom scarf Don't laugh When you see them bobbing as I run In the woolly winter pom pom sun Three pom poms On the back of my pom pom jacket I love it Can you see em waving to and fro In the feathery pom pom snow? Pom poms fluffy ever after Pom poms woolly little wonders Pom poms furry friends forever Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom Four pom poms On the front of my pom pom sweater Thanks Grandma Can you see them wisping all about Like misty little pom pom clouds? Five pom poms On the side of my pom pom backpack Ra ta tat tat Can you see them bouncing here and there In the chilly wintertime pom pom air? Pom poms fluffy ever after Pom poms woolly little wonders Pom poms furry friends forever Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom Pom poms you can put em everywhere Pom poms on your feet and in your hair Pom poms wave em up to cheer the team Pom poms bigger than your wildest dream Make em out of lots of stuff Cannot ever get enough Pom pom pom pom pom pom Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom

I'm a sloth but I'm not just lazing around Up here in the trees so far off the ground I eat green leaves and I chew them slow I don't get dizzy upside down you know I'm thinking my way through a million things My brain works so fast I get giddy So I may look like I'm doing nothing at all But really I'm actually quite busy (I'm a sloth) I have three toes, some sloth have two On humans you'd call them fingers (I'm a sloth) I've a very long tongue, long claws, green fur It gets covered in algae, I don't mind - it's tasty And I'm thinking my way through a trillion things My brain works so fast I get giddy So I may look like I'm doing nothing at all But really I'm actually quite busy (I'm a sloth) Back in the olden days we were much bigger We were called megatherium Giant sloth as large as an elephant Can you even imagine? Now I'm thinking my way through gazillions of things My brain works so fast I get giddy And I may look like I'm doing nothing at all Really I'm actually quite busy I'm a sloth but I'm not just lazing around Up here in the trees so far off the ground (I'm a sloth) Thinking my way through gazillion things (I'm a sloth) Thinking my way through a trillion things (I'm a sloth) Thinking my way through a million things (I'm a sloth) Don't tell me I don't look busy Oh no no Oh no no

Every day is a new song Every day is a chance to Try something that we're scared of Every day is a dance Every day there's a new sight Every day is a blank page Every day is a gift, let's Open it up and play Every day is a movie That hasn't been made yet Every day is a story And we are the author Every day's an invitation To the greatest party Every day is worthy Every day is worthy Every day's an invitation To the greatest party Every day is worthy Every day is a great day Every day is a fresh start Every day is a turn around The earth on its own axis Every day there's a new sound Every orbit around the sun is Three hundred and sixty five days To look and listen, laugh And feel the rhythm Every day's an invitation To the greatest party Every day is worthy Every day is worthy Every day's an invitation To the greatest party Every day is worthy Every day is a great day Every day is a fresh start Every day is a new chance Every day is a new song Every day is a dance Every day is a fresh start Every day is a new chance Every day is a new song Every day is a dance Every day is a dance Every day is a dance Every day is a dance Every day is a dance