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Kick My Ass - Big & Rich

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@Sonia
609
30 Sec

Kick My Ass - song lyrics

Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card
Then I ordered fifty longnecks
For my new friends (Thanks Kenny)
Well the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up, said, "Here's to us" and then

This blonde slid up to me
She said, that was awful sweet
And then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
Well he broke up our hug
With a six-foot-five inch shove
And I found myself
Slammed up against the wall

Why does everybody want to kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want to kick my ass

Well I never been the type
To walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind to get along
I throw parties all the time
And they're always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn

Well my style of stress relief
Sometimes disturbs the peace
The police show up
Cut donuts in my yard
And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud
They run off my party crowd
They cuff my wrists
And throw me down so hard

Why does everybody want to kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because i kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want to kick my ass

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
It seems like everybody wants
Why does everybody want to kick my ass

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@Tilde
1,656
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth Then He created the waters and the land And then He created man But man degenerated And descended into the black hole of making bad music So a darkness fell all around Only He could know of the storm that was coming The hurricane that was brewing Yes, there was something wrong, something missing There was no rock music! So He sent an angel And out of the mist, that angel came He wore boots, blue jeans And a baseball cap He had a big ol' smile like a welcome mat How cool is that? Then all the world went silent and they looked up Because they wall wanted to hear what he had to say And after a moment's silence, he said "Let there be guitar! Drums Bass Piano Let there be a kick-ass, kick-ass rockin' band Let's go" Oh-oh Oh, yeah Alright Well, if you're looking for fun, turn the music on Let's light a real big fire If you wanna blast, let's kick some ass And raise the roof a little bit higher If you need a rush, grab your favorite crush Gotta go against the grain If you're here for the show, and you're ready to go Let's ride this crazy train If you like some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band If you can't play a lick, just play anything Raise hell and clap your hands Spread the word, bring your friends The whole wide world is joining in If you love some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band Oh, yeah If you want the good back in the good times Get the grease back in your gears C'mon, bang your drum and make your guitar strum Put the buzz back in your beer If you want a real sure thing, let the singer sing Turn the tunes on up to ten If you had a long hard day, you need to get away It's time to rock 'n' roll again If you want some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band If you can't play a lick, just play anything Raise hell and clap your hands Spread the word, bring your friends The whole wide world is joining in If you love kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band Ah, that's right Kick-ass Oh, yeah, yeah Oh, let's go Oh, if you like kick-ass rockin' music Make some noise and clap your hands If you want some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band, yeah Kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band If you can't play a lick, just play anything Raise hell and clap your hands Spread the word, bring your friends The whole wide world is joining in If you love some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band (Whoa) oh, yeah (Whoa) (Whoa) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Whoa) everybody say (whoa) C'mon, spread the word (whoa) Bring all your friends (whoa) C'mon, join hands (whoa) And join a kick-ass rockin' band
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@Joshua
1,338
Моя игра за эти годы стала супер-игрой. Проходя за уровнем уровень, стал собой супер-герой. Ростов-он-Дон, многорайонный Армагеддон, Я далеко, но мы под одним небом с тобой, мой район. Солнце спит за облаками — бледно-желтое пятно, Играем в Битлов, делаем музло. Когда-то давно, на беспонтовом компе мы сделали то, Что другим не удалось на Abbey Road в Лондоне. Конечно, было бы круче с кучей бабла, Но счастливый случай заставил нас начать с нуля. Немного труда... Вернее, много труда... Бог даст, брат,- будет хлеб и вода. Утренний туман, как вата — облепил высотки. И сегодня — выходной и, слава Богу — нет массовки. Стартанул с пробуксовкой, еду без стекол, не пристегнут, Не встретиться бы с дядей Степой. Увы, мои стихи не пишет старина B-Real, И с клира их народу не прочтет Патриарх Кирилл. И Саша Пушкин, в поэзии — мерило из мерил, Не сможет оценить мой слог, real или не real. Для меня хип-хоп – хобби, нежели адский труд. Вот и весь truth, это — и есть truth. Это — музыка молодых и гордых! Ты внутри не стух пока? Значит, рано уходить на отдых. Комп, миди, микро, два монитора, Пуэр покрепче, чтобы смочить горло. Запись пошла! Ведь на том берегу, кто-то очень ждет рэп, Который по-лютому прет! Время летит вперед! Но, как и прежде, - Меня прет рэп, который по-лютому прет! У нас все по-другому, и даже хип-хоп! Я — выбираю рэп, который по-лютому прет. Время летит вперед! Но, как и прежде, Меня прет рэп, который по-лютому прет! Тот, кто в теме, тот по-любому поймет - Рэп, который по-лютому прет. Как будто я чего-то слишком долго ждал, будто... Тепло не поднималось к верхним этажам, будто... Душа покрылась колючками, как у ежа - Хоть бери и уезжай куда-нибудь в Биробиджан. - Куда? Я стал каким-то циничным и злым. Мысли и чувства, как замерзшие бродячие псы. На небе звезды, мелкая алмазная сыпь. За стеной бубнят басы, у соседа родился сын. Звоню своим, но там смотрят сны. Моросит — не то дождь, не то снег, стали часы. Замолил грехи, еще заварил ТГ; Замутить бы хит, но пусто в голове. Затянулся крепким парликом, носом в дым - И вроде все лады, еще в гайвань воды. Качели по чувствам — жесткий Up-Down, Это и есть, наверно, тот самый андеграунд. Играю на рояле по пластмассовой миди, Живу в своем мире — безграмотный лирик. Пять линий, скрипичный ключ, семь нот, Вот он рэп, который по-лютому прет... Рэп, который по-лютому прет! Время летит вперед! Но, как и прежде, - Меня прет рэп, который по-лютому прет! У нас все по-другому, и даже хип-хоп! Я — выбираю рэп, который по-лютому прет. Время летит вперед! Но, как и прежде, Меня прет рэп, который по-лютому прет! Тот, кто в теме, тот по-любому поймет - Рэп, который по-лютому прет. Время летит вперед! Но, как и прежде, - Меня прет рэп, который по-лютому прет! У нас все по-другому, и даже хип-хоп! Я — выбираю рэп, который по-лютому прет. Время летит вперед! Но, как и прежде, Меня прет рэп, который по-лютому прет! Тот, кто в теме, тот по-любому поймет - Рэп, который по-лютому прет. Я выбираю рэп! Я выбираю рэп! Я выбираю рэп! Рэп, который по-лютому прет. Я выбираю рэп! Я выбираю рэп!
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@Milou
68
I'm gonna kick your ass No time for reason - I'll pass Talkin' that shit - you're mine Better watch your back - your spine Cleanin' your clock It's time motherfucker for the shit to go down If you wanna see tomorrow better get out of town Fuckface - that's where I'm gonna stick it Swear I'm gonna kick it Better bring a stretcher when you come down here I've been up for days and I have no fear I can take the punishment of you and your friends Wipin' down my head and do it again Asshole - the shit is goin' down right now Put down the kid and run Daddy's gonna die - wave bye-bye Dumb cocksucker It's time motherfucker for the shit to go down If you wanna see tomorrow better get out of town Payback - cashin' in your ticket Swear I'm gonna kick it I've been pumpin' stomachs since the age of 10 Losin' my shit since I don't know when I been seein' red and I don't know why Better start runnin' cuz you're gonna die
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@Marina
26,589
We are young We are strong We're not looking for where we belong We're not cool We are free And we're running with blood on our knees We could rule the world On a silver platter From the wrong to the right light To the open stream With a crash and burn We could make it better Turn it upside down Just you and me We are the dream No other way To be We are young We are strong We're not looking for where we belong We're not cool We are free And we're running with blood on our knees I could change the world I could make it better Kick it up and down Take a chance on me When you fake a smile And you think you're better Gonna put it down Rip it at your feet No bridge to burn Nowhere to turn For me We are young We are strong We're not looking for where we belong We're not cool We are free And we're running with blood on our knees We are young We are strong We're not looking for where we belong We're not cool We are free And we're running with blood on our knees What do they know about us? Are they thinking of somebody else? Are they wondering what we might be? Are they thinking of you or of me? We are young We are strong We're not looking for where we belong We're not cool We are free And we're running with blood on our knees We are young We are strong We're not looking for where we belong We're not cool We are free And we're running with blood on our knees We are young (We could rule the world) We are strong (On a silver platter) We're not looking for where we belong We're not cool We are free And we're running with blood on our knees We are young (We could rule the world) We are strong (On a silver platter) We're not looking for where we belong We're not cool
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