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Judy - Andy Shauf

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@Luca
1479
20 Sec

Judy - song lyrics

Judy and me, every week
Would buy a ticket for the Wednesday night lottery
She'd pick up the numbers, I'd pick it up
Would it feel different if I was holding the winning one?

What would you buy?
I'd buy a ticket for the Thursday night and try to win twice

Judy and me, every week
Would order doubles 'til the numbers were released
I wanted to pick them one week
But I swore that'd be the week that they pick her numbers

What would you buy?
I'd buy a ticket for the Thursday night and try to win twice

Judy and me, every time
Would get our hopes up a little too high
Judy and me would squint our eyes
To read the numbers and say "Maybe next time"

What would you buy?
I'd buy a ticket for the Thursday night
What would you buy?
I'd buy a ticket for the Thursday night and try to win twice

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