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JFK to LaGuardia - Calamity Jones

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@Silvija
0
24 Sec

JFK to LaGuardia - song lyrics

This is the shit that you lit up a spliff to
Hitchu in ribs, I'm amiss if I miss you
Wish you would live up to my expectations
Then take you away to a place that'll lift you
Isn't it funny that money's objectively nothing
Until it buys something
Then suddenly coming up outta the cracks is the hungry
I'm dumb as a dunce if I think that they fuck with me
Running on stunted legs, rounded like bundted breads
Rueful that hundred percent of my check went to summer rent
Now I got nothing left
Up to the challenge on average the half of my words that are comin' up savage
Make up for the rest that are nothing
Nonsensical mentions, detritus and babbles
I'm bad with the tension
So please lend me lobes or at least just pretend it
But back to the pest of a question at hand
Who is this ever peculiar man?
The one who can come up here, come up with nothing
But somehow his stuff is still bumpin'

Well let me fill you in
Like pastries sure to give a cop a grin
I think I gotta stop my drop in oxygen
But gosh look at the clock it's tickin'
Time to let the toxins in
My demons in a boxing gym
I'm sounding quite obnoxious when I know I got a pot to piss in
This is just a spot to spit this
Real shit that I gotta deal with
Deep within my own cerebral
Evil doesn't even cut it
Kinda like I stuck a stick of dynamite inside a muppet
Kirmit must be flustered, Swedish Chef covered in mustard
Plus the lust I got for Piggy's guaranteed to make it awkward
Never felt a body softer
In the rafters I could hear the laughter
Chatter that amassed to clashing clatter
The sweeter the movement the evergreener be the tulip
Mint julep on two lips, the truest fruit I ever knew is
A beautiful thing
When you no longer need the shower to sing
When gladder tidings more exciting than the shiniest bling
I like this ring, I think it be uncut
It started up in Howie's butt
I need you like a hole in head
And now I got another one

Power be the reason
Sour be the seasoning
Rather Lawry's on this bitch I'm feasting
Moon to earth, reverse in Gleason
Type of prick to put a pickled pepper through your peepers
Then tell you you're screaming's fucking with the speakers

("Shh")

Once upon a time I kinda tried alignment
Finding I'd just rather bide my time
Than climb this mountain that's inside me
Blinding my own eyes so I won't have to see the day
That angels come on down from somewhere
Just to take it all away

That's why I'm kinda goin nowhere, JFK to LGA

That's why I'm kinda goin nowhere JFK to LGA

Hey
'Ey
'Ey
'Ey

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@Timea
0
Yeah Step up Step up, bitch Yeah Step up Step up, bitch Yeah Step up Step up, bitch Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Yeah Bitch my reputation solid Check my knowledge Tell you shit you couldn't even learn in college Chains like bondage causing carnage Learned to tell em how it is I've been balling like I'm bald I'm on my Jada Pinkett Smith yo Nah like Jordan I just pray for the kids I grill like foreman changing forms While they been sitting to piss My weed imported: shit is foreign And I'm smoking a zip I hear like Horton Write like Pusha Thornton,H.O.V.A, and Swift (Ohh) And I just bodied this shit Go do lobotomies I'm by the sea Afloat in a ship I write my odyssey in Prada jeans Thats blue like a Crip I take a ride and see My pride is free removed my grip, yeah Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping So whats the difference between me and fakes? I'm doing digits on these bigots making positive gains These little bitches posting snippets Getting negative plays So I'll be climbing to the top while they'll be passing away I give em straight hits Lifting up these bitches like a facelift Tasteless motherfuckers couldn't fuck with my shit Timeless, bitch I'm moving mountains like I'm mindless (Hahahahaha) And this the best that a rhyme gets I been getting Curry money Check my fucking dialect Hide it like it's dirty money Underneath a pyrex Women getting flirty dummy I don't need a bitch I been riding with my baby since the day that we been kids yo Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping Hope they remember me like Kennedy, I'm popping (Popping, popping, popping) (Popping, popping, popping) (Popping, popping, popping) (Popping, popping, popping)
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@Assia
221
Alors les mythos? Et je fais que zoner, zoner J'vois même plus les condés J'cache le doré, doré J'sais plus sur qui compter Et qu'est-ce que tu connais, connais Allez, va la faire à d'autres Il me faut de la monnaie, monnaie J'ravitaille comme les R, R On fait péter le club, PMP Tu te tailles au carré entêté Tout le monde est rentré, VIP Tu vas terminé endetté Elle fait la belle, belle, belle, belle, belle L'autre, il est dead, dead, dead, dead, dead J'vais pas lui dire te quiero, te quiero Je la vois venir, sombrero, sombrero J'vais pas lui dire te quiero, te quiero Je la vois venir, sombrero, sombrero On la voit venir, ouais Elle voudrait devenir, ouais Une meuf du PMP, ouais Partager nos vies On la voit venir, ouais Elle voudrait devenir, ouais Une meuf du PMP Et puis, ouais, partager nos vies Pas besoin de votre weed, oh Ouais je m'en fous de ta table Donne-moi celle du haut Pour te prendre en vidéo Quand, quand Quand tu fais ta folle Pas besoin de votre weed, oh (c'est l'PMP) Pas besoin de votre weed, oh (c'est l'PMP) Pas besoin de votre weed, oh Vaudrait mieux que tu tires les rideaux Gauche, droite Plata c'est de la patate Gauche, droite Ce soir c'est le feu dans la boite Tise pas si tu sais pas boire J'vois la concu' à la bourre J'suis dans le VIP Toi t'es au bar Je fais du blé quand je suis dans le four Stupéfiants, détaillés Des clients, acharnés Un showcase, quand tu veux On s'en fout du moment que tu mets le billet Stupéfiants, détaillés Des clients, acharnés Un showcase, quand tu veux On s'en fout du moment que tu mets le billet On la voit venir, ouais Elle voudrait devenir, ouais Une meuf du PMP, ouais Partager nos vies On la voit venir, ouais Elle voudrait devenir, ouais Une meuf du PMP Et puis, ouais, partager nos vies Pas besoin de votre weed oh Ouais je m'en fous de ta table Donne-moi celle du haut Pour te prendre en vidéo Quand, quand Quand tu fais ta folle Pas besoin de votre weed, oh (c'est l'PMP) Pas besoin de votre weed, oh (c'est l'PMP) Pas besoin de votre weed, oh Vaudrait mieux que tu tires les rideaux J'suis dans un mood, ouais Dans un mood, ouais Dans un mood où tout s'enchaîne Dans un mood, ouais Dans un mood, ouais Dans ce monde, elles sont toutes déchaînées Dans un mood, ouais Dans un mood, ouais Dans un mood où je kill en série Dans un mood, ouais Dans un mood, ouais C'est pas un monde de bande dessiné J'viens de me lever D'jà en soirée Putain, j'ai une vie de baisé Les gars ce soir faut me canaliser Ça va trop vite je les ai analysés Aïe, aïe, aïe, aïe Je les ai analysés Aïe, aïe, aïe, aïe Faut me canaliser On la voit venir, ouais Elle voudrait devenir, ouais Une meuf du PMP, ouais Partager nos vies On la voit venir, ouais Elle voudrait devenir, ouais Une meuf du PMP Et puis, ouais, partager nos vies Pas besoin de votre weed, oh Ouais je m'en fous de ta table Donne-moi celle du haut Pour te prendre en vidéo Quand, quand Quand tu fais ta folle Pas besoin de votre weed, oh (c'est l'PMP) Pas besoin de votre weed, oh (c'est l'PMP) Pas besoin de votre weed, oh Vaudrait mieux que tu tires les rideaux
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@Gergana
1,221
Yo Yo premier? Yeah whassup g? That trip to l.a., may be delayed Why whassup I'm on my way to the airport now Yeah well your boy guru got knocked What?! I don't know what this is about, sounds crazy man Somethin about a gun The court calls keith elam to the stand. Please approach the bench. [Guru] Yo they got me handcuffed, I'm down in central booking Things are fucked up, the way my future's looking But I'm too fly, i'ma change this scenario Make some power moves and tighten up my bankroll Chumps are leary though, they see me as a threat I'm like the black dutch schultz when you get me upset Five-oh makes me wanna flip, larry davis style Got a nigga depressed, while he's awaitin trial It's ok though, cause from grey skies comes blue Through darkness comes light and I be known as the guru And this I certify we all should be alerted by The traps within the system, our youth is gettin murdered by The d.a. says they got me on a felony I'm tryin to live my life, so what the fuck is you tellin me? The streets are war, that's what brothers carry weapons for And I take the weight as I did before The next thing you know, they got me on the radio A rapper arrested, suckers showin me on video Of course I know, that I'm a role model But yo this rap life is real life sometimes it's full throttle Right now I gotta think about me fuck the industry You gets no love, except those who support me What's the story, what happened when I went to l.a.? Mixin shit up, no not there I got family Nothin happened, mind your business yo step You know we connect, jfk 2 lax Chorus: guru They wanna lock us all up, and throw away the key Don't wanna see us come up, don't wanna see us makin g's Long as we know this is the key to our destruction Let's make moves no discussion [Guru] Peace to my man hass, and orange man payin the cost All the twenty-five to lifers all my brothers gettin tossed Into the system, supposed to rehabilitate It's why you gotta regulate your own mindstate Read, study lessons and build your inner power The next level, doesn't tolerate cowards For example, I know this rich nigerian Powerful american that's proud to be an african He asked me why do all us brothers be gettin trapped I told him I'd explain it broke it down in a rap Whether you got naps, braids waves or no hair Without esteem for yourself nigga, you goin nowhere And you can swagger like you rule this; josey wales Unorganized revolt almost always mostly fails Give up the savage ways, be effective soldiers To elevate the mental is to be poor no more There's war in the streets, prepared men know best Our rhyme as live as it gets, jfk 2 lax They're always makin trouble yo, against the righteous Killin us in cold blood, those beats those vipers And as I sit feelin the pain in my wrist I vow to myself that i'ma change this shit Or at least I gotta try, or part of me will die And only by action will any ideas solidify So I inhale, exhale as I ponder This grown man will make mistakes no longer I've been there, I've seen how they make us fall victim To their tricknowledgy, with no apology I diss em And so I rip facts to dope tracks I caress You're gonna hear about it, from jfk 2 lax *Plane lands*
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@Jenson
3,181
You can ride all day long Another Myke Diesel production (Mike Jones) But you'll never catch Mr. Jones He's got a gang that's far too strong (Ice Age, Ice Age, Ice Age) Your friends know it, that's why you're all alone Chasing a man you can't see (Mike Jones) So just walk away and let him be He's got a shotgun so go back home (Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones) 'Cause you'll never get Mr. Jones (Mike Jones, Mike Jones) I'm back, my music tracks about to sell another mil' My pants stay saggin' from them hundred dollar bills These haters hate but they don't really wanna see the steel These haters hate but they don't really wanna see the steel Had a million in my bank before Asylum bought the deal Had a million in my bank before Asylum bought the deal Before I came I just say the streets wouldn't feel The - that I'm spittin', the - that's real But now I'm like Melo, I'm the king of the hill American dream, I'm livin' that for real Eleven cars later - tell me how you feel Took the diamonds off my teeth And put 'em on my Phantom grill (smile, ha ha) You can ride all day long (Mike Jones) But you'll never catch Mr. Jones He's got a gang that's far too strong (Ice Age, Ice Age, Ice Age) Your friends know it, that's why you're all alone Chasing a man you can't see (Mike Jones) So just walk away and let him be He's got a shotgun so go back home (Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones) 'Cause you'll never get Mr. Jones (Mike Jones, Mike Jones) I used to get dissed by the chicks in the club Now they want to rub my belly, wanna show your boy some love They see me iced up, they be like, "What's up?" Try to jack me if you wanna, I'ma leave you - up Used to roll hatchback, now I'm Cadillac and Benz Used to roll hatchback, now I'm Cadillac and Benz I used to have homies, now I'm like, "- friends" 'Cause even back then all they did was pretend Now I got my own label Ice Age and I'm boss I'm the mayor of this town with the key to that vault All my cars black on black except the one with thick gloss Got another white on white I call that - rick Rick Ross (Ross) You can ride all day long (Mike Jones) But you'll never catch Mr. Jones He's got a gang that's far too strong (Ice Age, Ice Age, Ice Age) Your friends know it, that's why you're all alone (hahahahahaha) Chasing a man you can't see (you can't see me, baby) So just walk away, and let him be He's got a shotgun so go back home (Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones) 'Cause you'll never get Mr. Jones (Mike Jones, Mike Jones) Hey Now make it rain Hey Now make it rain Hey Now make it rain American Dream, album and movie on the way, baby
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