Yeah, that's tight
Unos, dos, tres, quattro

Well, I got a girlfriend, her name is Maria
Sexy, spicy hot senorita
She like to two-step, she like to mambo
Heats it up like a Texas Jalapeno

Whoo!
Jalapeno, man
Whoo!

Well, I get so hot every time I kiss her
Spin me around like an Amarillo twister
So I take her for a ride in my El Camino
You know, I like my ladies hot, like Jalapeno

Whoo!
Jalapeno, brother
Whoo!

Steel

Say everybody wanna heat it up
Wanna eat it up
Wanna sing along with me?
Big and Rich is where the party be

Say everybody wanna heat it up
Wanna eat it up
Wanna sing along with me
Big and Rich is where the party, where the party be

Well, my baby lets the tequila do the talkin'
(Baby lets the tequila do the talkin')
Long as she knows that everybody's watchin'
(Long as she knows that everybody's watchin')
Shakin' her thing like a wild bandito
(Shakin' her thing like a wild bandito)
You know she burns the whole place up like Jalapeno

Whoo!
Jalapeno Man
Whoo!

Whoo!
Jalapeno whoo!
Jalapeno, brother

Do the lick, do the lick, do the lick, lick lick

Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah
Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah
Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah
Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah