A vacation in a foreign land Uncle Sam does the best he can You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now Now you remember what the draftsman said Nothing to do all day but stay in bed You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now You'll be the hero of the neighbourhood Nobody knows that you left for good You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now Smiling faces as you wait to land But once you get there no one gives a damn You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now Hand grenades flying over your head Missile rounds flying over your head If you want to survive get out of bed You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now Shots ring out in the dead of night The sergeant calls (Stand up and fight) You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now You've got your orders better shoot on sight Your finger's on the trigger But it don't seem right You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army now Night is falling and you just can't see Is this illusion or reality You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army In the army now You're in the army now Oh, oh, you're in the army In the army now You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army now You're in the army now

All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse Welcome to the room of people Who have rooms of people that they loved one day, docked away Just because we check the guns at the door Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades You're loving on the psychopath sitting next to you You're loving on the murderer sitting next to you You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?" But after all I've said, please don't forget (Watch it) All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse We don't deal with outsiders very well They say newcomers have a certain smell You have trust issues, not to mention They say they can smell your intentions You're loving on the freakshow sitting next to you You'll have some weird people sitting next to you You'll think "How did I get here, sitting next to you?" But after all I've said, please don't forget (Watch it) All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse Why'd you come? You knew you should have stayed I tried to warn you just to stay away And now they're outside ready to bust It looks like you might be one of us

We live in a solar system In the centre is the Sun All the planets move around it We've seen every single one Orbiting the big, bright sun Orbiting the big, bright sun Planets in our solar system 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Telescopes, they help us see them We've seen every single one Orbiting the big, bright sun Orbiting the big, bright sun Mercury, Venus and Earth and Mars And Jupiter and Saturn. Uranus too, and don't forget that pretty blue Neptune. We live in a solar system In the centre is the Sun All the planets move around it We've seen every single one Orbiting the big, bright sun Orbiting the big, bright sun

So you just stand there With a dollar at your feet And you wait as I retreat To go get mine And when I get back You're still waiting silently Cause my mother's fast asleep Right next door Yeah, I'm 26 and I still live with my parents Oh, I can't do laundry Christ, I can't do dishes What'll I do without you When your body fails you When nobody loves you All they do is miss you But they don't even care So be careful when you run downstairs Be careful who you talk to Or the wonderful way you walk You are like a magnet for evil So you just stand there With a dollar at your feet And you wait as I retreat To go get mine And when I get back You're too terrified to speak And my brother's such a creep Even more Yeah, be careful when you run downstairs Be careful who you talk to Or the wonderful way you walk You are like a magnet for evil Cause there's so much good inside you And I wish that I could hide you Some place no one could hurt you Where nobody could change you I'll lock you in my room And I'll tie you to the sheets Cause I could watch you sleep for weeks Oh, the things you'd never see If it were up to me Oh, I can't do laundry Christ, I can't do dishes What'll I do without you