If You Ask Me - Lil Bandman

Some would say Heaven is a bobber Bouncing on the water Watching the white caps break Some would say Whiskey on ice Is paradise It washes your cares away For some it's the sounds of a hillside creek A spot in the woods off a no-name street There was a time when I would agree But right now If you ask me No it don't get better than you Looking at me looking at like that If you ask me If you're free then I'm free I'll cancel any plans I have I'd trade whiskey with the boys on a night out For a come close baby turn the lights down Might not be getting no sleep, nah But damn girl we're living the dream If you ask me I've heard she's in the love with the boy Probably about a millions times But I ain't ever heard it quite like that You singing while you're sipping that wine Any kinda cool I was keeping You make it easy to lose Baby I don't even need a reason To tell you how I feel about you If you ask me No it don't get better than you Looking at me looking at like that If you ask me If you're free then I'm free I'll cancel any plans I have I'd trade whiskey with the boys on a night out For a come close baby turn the lights down Might not be getting no sleep, nah But damn girl we're living the dream If you ask me For some it's the sound of a hillside creek A spot in the woods off a no-name street There was a time when I would agree But right now If you ask me No it don't get better than you Looking at me looking at like that If you ask me If you're free then I'm free I'll cancel any plans I have I'd trade whiskey with the boys on a night out For a come close baby turn the lights down Might not be getting no sleep, nah But damn girl we're living the dream If you ask me

Let me let you in on a secret How to treat a woman right If you're lookin' for a place in her heart It ain't gonna happen overnight First you gotta learn to listen To understand her deepest thoughts She needs to know you can be friends Before she'll give you all she's got If you start from the heart You'll see love is gonna play its part If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time You must start from the heart and then... If you wanna touch her Really wanna touch her If you wanna touch her,ask! A little physical attraction Romantic, old-fashioned charm And a lot of love and tenderness Is gonna get you into her arms If you start from the heart You'll see love is gonna play its part If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time You must start from the heart and then... If you wanna touch her Really wanna touch her If you wanna touch her, ask! Let me let you in on a secret How to treat a woman right If you're lookin' for a place in her heart It ain't gonna happen, No it ain't gonna happen If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time You must start from the heart and then... If you wanna touch her Really wanna touch her If you wanna touch her, ask!

A wannabe gangster Thinkin' he's a wise guy Rob another bank He's a sock 'em in the eye guy Tank head Mr Bonnie and Clyde guy Lock him in the eye He's not my kinda guy Never wanna be Confusion proof Pudding's sweet But too aloof Orange eye girl With blackslide Dew said Yo homie Who you talkin' to A backed up paddywagon Mackin' on a cat's ass One upper cut To the cold upper middle class Born to storm On boredom's face And a little lust To the funky ass Flea bass Most in the race Just loose their grace The blackest hole In all of space Crooked as a hooker Now suck my thumb Anybody wanna come get some If you have to ask You'll never know Funky motherfuckers Will not be told to go If you have to ask You'll never know Funky motherfuckers Will not be told to go (oh woh woh) Don't ask me why I'm flying so high Mr Bubble meets superfly In my third eye Searching for a soul bride She's my freakette Soak it up inside Deeper than a secret Much more Than meets the eye To the funk I fall into my new ride My hand my hand My hand my hand Magic on the one Is a medicine man Thinkin' of a few Taboos that I ought to kill Dancin' on their face Like a stage on Vaudeville I feel so good Can't be understood Booty of a hoodlum Rockin' my red hood If you have to ask You'll never know Funky motherfuckers Will not be told to go If you have to ask You'll never know Funky motherfuckers Will not be told to go (oh woh woh)