When I see myself, I'm seeing you too As long as I remember it, I'm feeling like I knew That my jokes aren't funny, the truth isn't true If there was no you If you were my boat in the deep blue sea I'd probably sink you down I know I should have thanked you for carrying me But for you I would happily drown All along your way The darkest night, the longest day I know what to say to make you laugh And nothing you could do Could make me turn my back on you When you're looking for a fight, I'm your man When you need a friend, you got my hand What I really mean, what I'm trying hard to say is that I'm counting on you, and you got me too My secrets aren't safe, I'm singing out of tune If there was no you, if there was no you All along your way The darkest night, the longest day I know what to say to make you laugh And nothing you could do Could make me turn my back on you When you're looking for a fight I'm your man When you need a friend, you got my hand When you need a friend, you got my hand You got my hand

Who's that sexy thing I see over there? That's me, standin' in the mirror What's that icy thing hangin' 'round my neck? That's gold, show me some respect I thank God every day That I woke up feelin' this way And I can't help lovin' myself And I don't need nobody else, nuh uh If I was you, I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too If I was you, I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too I walk in like a dime piece I go straight to V.I.P. I never pay for my drinks My entourage behind me My life's a movie, Tom Cruise So bless me, baby, achoo And even if they tried to They can't do it like I do I thank God every day That I woke up feelin' this way And I can't help lovin' myself And I don't need nobody else, nuh uh If I was you, I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too If I was you, I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too (Turn the bass up) Turn the bass up (Turn the bass up) Let's go! I thank God every day That I woke up feelin' this way And I can't help lovin' myself And I don't need nobody else, nuh uh If I was you, I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too If I was you, I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too If I was you, I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too If I was you, I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too I'd wanna be me too

There's been so many times My heart has been broken into I kept them waiting in line Coz nobody's heart was true For every time I gave into love I would always end up blue And just when I was about to give up I found myself an angel call to you I've been waiting a lifetime for Somebody to love me like you do (Oh yeah, oh yeah) I was thinking that I'd always Be lonely but God came up With someone like you Just to think I had made Up my mind love was over Somebody gave me the love That somebody was you I told you night after night I prayed for someone like you But no one ever was right They could not compare to you I wasn't sure if I could endure If things just stay the same I didn't know if God had in store A day without you loving my way I've been waiting a lifetime for Somebody to love me like you do Oh yeah (oh yeah) I was thinking that I'd always be Lonely but God came up With someone like you Just to think I had made up my mind Love was over Somebody gave me the love That somebody was you I've been waiting a lifetime for Somebody to love me like you do (Baby) Oh yeah (oh yeah) I was thinking that I'd always be Lonely but God came up With someone like you Just to think I had made up my mind Love was over Somebody gave me the love (Somebody gave me the love) Somebody gave me the love (Opened my heart and gave me love) Somebody gave me the love (Somebody gave me the love) That somebody was you...

I was down in music city 'bout a week ago I wanted to see the Grand Ole Opry show, So I hailed a cab and I headed down to Opryland They said they sold their last ticket the day before, So I kinda just hung around the backstage door And down the steps she came, man oh man My favorite female country star, She waved to her fans and headed for her car Her tire, unlike her body, was very flat She said, could you change my tire I said your wish is my desire As she raised the lid, I grabbed her bumper jack She said I sure do appreciate ya changing my tire If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was You'd say I was making it up You've seen her on the screen and in country magazines You'd think I was making it up She said it was our little secret and by golly, I'm gonna keep it Anyway you wouldn't believe it if I told you who it was She said you need a lift and I said well, You can drop me of at the York motel, So we headed down Briley Parkway into town I told her I got all your records ma'am, She smiled and said well I be damned Say, you're kind of cute fella, wanna mess around? When we got to my room just to be polite I said sure wish I could've heard you sing tonight She smiled at me and said whatcha wanna hear? Now if I was one of them country music folks I tell you, She'd sure get my vote for the best performance of the year If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was You'd say I was making it up You've seen her on the screen and in country magazines You'd think I was making it up She said it was our little secret and by golly, I'm gonna keep it Anyway you wouldn't believe it if I told you who it was Well I tell you this much, When I put my arms around her and squeezed her real tight She looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes, Took a deep breath, and then sighed, and said Howdy I'm just so proud to be here If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was You'd say I was making it up You've seen her on the screen and in country magazines You'd think I was making it up She said it was our little secret and by golly, I'm gonna keep it Anyway you wouldn't believe it if I told you who it was