Settle down Settle down Shoop do do do, ooh ooh ooh Settle down Settle down Shoo doop do If I was your girlfriend Would you remember To tell me all the things you forgot If I was your man Hey hey, yeah If I was your man If I was your best friend Would you let me Take care of you Do all the things that only your best friend can Oh oh oh Only best friends can Ooh If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend Would you let me dress ya I mean, help you pick out your clothes Before we go out Not that you're helpless But sometimes Sometimes those are the things that being in love's about If I was your one and only friend Would you run to me If somebody hurt you Even if that somebody was me Yeah yeah ooh Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be Please, yeah Oh oh If I was your girlfriend Ooh-oh-oh-oh, yeah If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend I know I could treat you right I could see what you see And hear what you hear But most of all, heh I can feel what you feel Oh, make me wanna say Shoo doop (Shoo doop do) Shoo doop (Shoo) If I was your girlfriend Shoo doop (Oh yeah) Shoo doop (Oh yeah) If I was your girlfriend Shoo doop (Shoo) Shoo doop (Shoo) If I was your girlfriend Shoo doop Shoo doop If I was your girlfriend Shoo doop Shoo doop If I was your girlfriend

Look at the bargains over here, ladies If I was your girlfriend Would you remember To tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man? Hey, hey, when I was your man If I was your best friend Would you let me Take care of you and do all the things that only a best friend can? Oh, only best friends can If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend Would you let me dress you I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out? Not that you're helpless But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about If I was your one and only friend Would you run to me if somebody hurt you even if that somebody was me Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be, please If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend Would you let me wash your hair? Could I make you breakfast sometime? Well then, could we just hang out I mean, could we go to a movie and cry together? 'Cause to me baby That would be so fine (that would be so fine) (If I was your girlfriend) Baby, can I dress you I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out? (if I was your girlfriend) Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about Sugar Sugar, do you know what I'm saying to you this evening? Maybe you think I'm being a little self-centered (if I was your girlfriend) But I, I said I want to be all of the things you are to me (sugar, sugar, sugar, if I was your girlfriend) Surely, surely you can see Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room Just because you want to undress? (if I was your girlfriend) We don't have to make children to make love And we don't have to make love to have an orgasm (if I was your girlfriend) Your body's what I'm all about (if I was your girlfriend) Can I see it? I'll show you Why not? (if I was your girlfriend) You can do it because I'm your friend I'd do it for you Of course I'd undress in front of you (if I was your girlfriend) And when I'm naked, what shall I do? How can I make you see that it's cool? (if I was your girlfriend) Can't you just trust me? If I was your girlfriend, you could (if I was your girlfriend) Oh yeah, I think so Listen, for you naked I would dance a ballet (if I was your girlfriend) Would that get you off? Tell me what will If I was your girlfriend, would you tell me? (if I was your girlfriend) Would you let me see you naked then? Would you let me give you a bath? Would you let me tickle you so hard you'd laugh and laugh (if I was your girlfriend) And would you, would you let me kiss you there (if I was your girlfriend) You know, down there where it counts I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce (if I was your girlfriend) Then I'll hold you tight and hold you long (if I was your girlfriend) And together we'll stare into silence And we'll try to imagine what it looks like Yeah, we'll try to imagine what, what silence looks like Yeah, we'll, we'll try to imagine what silence looks like Yeah, we'll try

If I was your mother Would you let me hold your hand? Would you say you were my baby? Would you always be my friend? If I was your mother Could I teach you what's right? Could I tell you stories? Maybe tuck you in And kiss you sweet goodnight? Oh Tell me what I got to do To make my life mean more to you I could get so close it's true If I was your mother Would you always believe me Because I'd wake up in the middle Of the night Just to see if you need me? Tell me there's no mother To who you're telling your secrets And would you tell me 'Bout all the boys you been Bringing home to meet me? Oh Tell me what I've got to do To make my life mean more to you I could get so close it's true If I was yours Tell me who I got to be To make you a part of me There's no one else you'd ever need If I was your Mother, mother If I was your Mother, mother When love is blood You're never on trial Love don't get deeper Than a mother and child Oh baby, I got to get that Close to you Tell me what I've got to do To make my life mean more to you I could get so close it's true If I was yours Tell me who I got to be To make you a part of me There's no one else you'd ever need If I was your Mother, mother If I was your Mother, mother, yeah Mother, mother If I was your Mother, mother If I was your Mother, mother If I was your Mother If I was your Mother, mother If I was your Mother If I was your Mother, mother If I was your Mother

If I was your boyfriend, I'd get myself a cool car And drive it to the village where you live if it ain't too far And we'd have us a heyday in your rustic nest That's if I could steal you away from your other guests Course there'd be no wi-fi 'cause the signal is weak And the windows are drafty and your four-poster creaks Or maybe I could lure you out of your country home Back to the city where we could be together alone If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend, sparks would fly You'd try to be clever all the time, and baby so would I You'd be outwitting my wit, keeping me perplexed Poking at my personality in a game of intellectual sex But I'd kinda like it, and you'd like it too And we'd get to the real thing, maybe, after a month or two And once we were intimate, baby, I suspect we'd find I'd be tender in your arms and you'd be honey in mine If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend, sugar, we'd have fun Whether either of us turned out to be the other's one We'd go to the West End, find some music and dance Dance would lead to talk and talk would lead to romance We'd sashay down Soho through the glittering mob Cardigan over your shoulders, hair in a funky bob We'd cut through Leicester Square to see the lights explode Then go buy some books on Charing Cross Road If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend I'd screw up now and then 'Cause no one gets it right all the time, especially men But my heart would be loyal and my hands would be kind And I'd love every turn of your far out elegant mind Friday night would find us, in a hotel by the coast We'd close the door behind us and I'd draw you close We'd put on some Marvin to fill the room with grace And make love by candlelight so we could see each others' face If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend

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