If I Was a Lobster - Grandma Sandra and the Cooking Crew

Woah-oo-woo, woah-oo-woo Woah-oo-woo, woah-oo-woo Ridin' off in the sunset, blue eyes under my Stetson A little lady on the front porch wishin' my heart would start settling Big iron hips with the holsters I'd be lookin' mighty fine on a poster Wanted by the law but the laws don't apply to me If I was a cowboy, I'd be wild and free Rollin' around these towns like tumbleweeds I'd be a legend at loving and leaving Nipping on a whiskey and numbing up my feelings You thought the West was wild but you ain't saddled up with me If I was a cowboy, I'd be the queen Woah-oo-woo, woah-oo-woo Sittin' pretty on the prairie, baby I'm your Huckleberry, let me hold ya This six-gun sugar's got a hairpin trigger, like I told ya And this dove never really gets lonesome I never begged, never borrowed but I stole some Wanted by the law but the laws don't apply to me, baby If I was a cowboy, I'd be wild and free Rollin' around these towns like tumbleweeds I'd be a legend at loving and leaving Nipping on a whiskey and numbing up my feelings You thought the West was wild but you ain't saddled up with me If I was a cowboy, I'd be the queen So mamas if your daughters grow up To be cowboys, so what? If I was a cowboy, I'd be wild and free Rollin' around these towns like tumbleweeds (tumbling tumbleweeds) I'd be a legend at loving and leaving Nipping on a whiskey and numbing up my feelings You thought the West was wild but you ain't saddled up with me (up with me) If I was a cowboy, I'd be the queen Woah-oo-woo I'd be the queen Woah-oo-woo, woah-oo-woo Woah-oo-woo, woah-oo-woo

If I was a gun Well, I'd win every time And if you think otherwise Just look at all the wars I've won If I was a gun Would this ole world be a better? Could I protect the ones that never Thought that they'd be needing one? If I was a gun But I'm a man who knows There is wrong and there is right I understand that there's A time to love, a time to fight And if I never heard God's words from Mama's lips spoke to her son Would His will be done? If I was a gun If I was a gun Would my family stay safe? From evil's wicked ways That the world sees too much of And if I was a gun All the power that I have To take a life can't take it back Once all the smoke is dead and gone If I was a gun If I was a gun I couldn't pull my own trigger 'Cause the choice is in the finger Of the one who's holdin' on If I was a gun But I'm a man who knows There is wrong and there is right I understand that there's A time to love, a time to fight And if I never heard God's words from Mama's lips spoke to her son Would His will be done? If I was a gun