Goin' home late last night Suddenly, I got a fright Yeah, I looked through a window and surprised what I saw Fairy with boots are dancin' with a dwarf, alright, now Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, alright, now Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, alright, now So, I went to the doctor, see what he could give me He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far 'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do," yeah

She was five foot two, about 95 pounds She was round in the places she's supposed to be round You can take that waitress or the blonde over there But stand back John, that's the size I wear Ina neighbourhood bar not too far from here Me and old John, we were chucking some beers Friday night about a half past ten When a block of secretaries came strutting in The one in the front was a little too tall The one in the back, she was flat as a wall But the one in the middle, as cute as could be The one in the middle was looking at me Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds She was round in the places she's supposed to be round Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there But stand back John, that's the size I wear I said 'do you wanna dance,' she said 'yes I do' We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too Now John didn't like it but he was being a friend He danced with this one and that one and this one again A slow song came on, we were locked down tight John said 'hey buddy, you can't hog her all night' Well you're a mighty big fella but I don't care Stand back John, that's the size I wear She was five foot two, about 95 pounds Round in the places she's supposed to be round Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there But stand back John, that's the size I wear Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds She was round in the places she's supposed to be round Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there But stand back John, that's the size I wear Hey you're a mighty big fella but I don't care Stand back John, that's the size I wear Stand over there John, I'll be done in just a minute

I've been looking right at you But I don't think you're looking too So won't you tell me what I got to do Should I stay here or should I make a move? I want your attention I relieve the tension I need your attention I'll release the tension Ooh, ooh... Hey, hey, baby Ooh, ooh... Hey, hey, baby Ooh, ooh... Hey, hey, baby Ooh, ooh... Hey, hey, baby I'm planning every move just like that I can tell that you're curious Can't, can't be any more obvious I'm givin' you all of the signs I want your attention I relieve the tension I need your attention Lovin' the sensation (lovin' it, lovin' it) I want your attention I relieve the tension I need your attention I'll release the tension Attention

Throw a party Throw a party, yeah Throw a party Well, she moves like lightning and she counts to three And she dances with the lights, sincere, she's coming for me Now, put your hands up, this is a heist And there's no one in here living gonna make it out alive Loaded up when the sun comes down Getaway car for one another Me and the girl straight out of town Over the hills and undercover Undercover, undercover She said, "Green, green grass, blue, blue sky You better throw a party on the day that I die Green, green grass, blue, blue sky You better throw a party on the day that I die" We go together, Adam and Eve But the girl is so much more than just another apple thief Yeah, she's a genius (genius), watch and learn How she sets the world on fire just to watch the sucker burn Loaded up when the sun comes down Getaway car for one another Me and the girl straight out of town Over the hills and undercover Undercover, undercover She said, "Green, green grass, blue, blue sky You better throw a party on the day that I die Green, green grass, blue, blue sky You better throw a party on the day that I die" Throw a party (hey) Throw a party, yeah Throw a party (whoo) On the day that I die Throw a party (hey) Throw a party, yeah (whoo) Throw a party (yeah) On the day that I die Loaded up when the sun comes down Getaway car for one another Me and the girl straight out of town Over the hills and undercover Undercover, undercover She said, "Green, green grass, blue, blue sky You better throw a party on the day that I die" Green, green grass, blue, blue sky You better throw a party on the day that I die"