I've got dreams, dreams to remember I've got dreams, dreams to remember Honey, I saw you there last night Another woman's arms, holding you tight Nobody knows what I feel inside All I know, that I walked away and cried I've got dreams, dreams to remember I've got dreams, oh, nothin' but dreams to remember I know you said she was just your friend But I saw you kiss her again and again and again These eyes of mine, they don't fool me Why did she hold you so tenderly? 'Cause I've got dreams, dreams to remember I've got dreams, oh, dreams to remember Hey, and I, and I still want you to stay I still love you anyway, anyway I don't want you, ever to leave 'Cause boy, you satisfy me, oh I know you said she was just a friend I saw you kiss her again and again and again And these eyes of mine, they don't fool me Why did she hold you so tenderly? 'Cause I've got dreams, dreams, dreams to remember Oh, I've got dreams, oh, I've got dreams to remember I've got dreams, oh, oh, oh, oh baby Beautiful, wonderful dreams, I've got 'em to remember And I've got dreams, dreams to remember

I've got dreams, dreams to remember I've got dreams, dreams to remember Honey, I saw you there last night Another man's arms were holding you tight Nobody knows what I feel inside All I know is, I walked away and cried I've got dreams, dreams to remember Listen honey I've got dreams, dreams to remember I know you said he was just a friend But I saw him kiss you again and again These eyes of mine, they don't fool me Why did he hold you so tenderly? I've got dreams, dreams to remember Listen honey I've got dreams, dreams to remember I still want you to stay I still love you anyway I don't want you to ever leave Honey, you know how to satisfy me I've got dreams, dreams to remember Listen honey I've got dreams, dreams to remember I know, I know you said he was just a friend But I saw you kiss him again and again These eyes of mine, they don't fool me Why did he hold you so tenderly? I've got dreams, dreams to remember Listen honey I've got dreams, dreams to remember Don't make me suffer, baby I've got dreams, dreams, dreams to remember I've got dreams, dreams, dreams to remember

Still is the life Of your room when you're not inside And all of your things Tell the sweetest story line Your tears on these sheets And your footsteps are down the hall So tell me what I did I can't find where the moment went wrong at all You can be mad in the morning I'll take back what I said Just don't leave me alone here It's cold, baby Come back to bed Come back to bed Come back to bed Come back to bed (come on back to bed) What will this fix? You know you're not a quick forgive And I won't sleep through this I survive on the breath you are finished with You can be mad in the morning I'll take back what I said Just don't leave me alone here It's cold, baby Come back to bed Come back to bed Come back to bed Come back to bed You can be mad in the morning Or the afternoon instead But don't leave me 98 and six degrees of separation from you baby Come back to bed Come back to bed Come back to bed Why don't you come back to bed? Don't hold your love over my head Don't hold your love over my head Don't hold your love over my head Don't hold your love over my head Don't hold your love over my head Don't hold your love

Oh, it takes a fool to love you It takes a fool to love you It takes a fool to love you Oh, and I'm just the fool for you I really did it to myself I guess I saw you standing in that cocktail dress Oh, call the press and say my life is a mess Because I must confess to you That it takes a fool to love you It takes a fool to love you It takes a fool to love you Oh, and I'm just the fool for you Fool me once, it's shame on you But twice, it's shame on me But fool me baby for the rest of my life And I'll be happy, happy as a broken man can be Cause it takes a fool It takes a fool It takes a fool to love you Oh, and I'm just the fool for you Oh now I'm just the fool for you I'm just the fool for you I'm just the fool for you I'm just the fool for you I'm just the fool for you I'm just the fool for you

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on T. V. Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Brian: It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr. Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, you want to curl up and die. Lucky theres a Family Guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the things that make us- Stewie: Laugh and cry! Hes a Family Guy! Louis: When I was young, the songs were fair, with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher. Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo. Louis: A heartache all gone awry! Brian: The classic films were works of arts, the images were graceful, the stories were smart. Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution, Im sorry I know this doesnt rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella, sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of- Stewie: Apple Pie! Hes a family guy! Lois: His smiles a simple delight. Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites. Lois: Peter! Meg: He bought me my cute little hat. Brian: Yeah we should have a talk about that. About that! And his hat! Brian: Hes mastered the comedy arts. Stewie: He says, Look out, Hiroshima! Then casually farts. (fart sound effect) Lois: Hes loaded with sexy appeal. Peter: And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel! Brian: No thank you. Stewie: I gave it the office. Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke. But who around here could fill those loafers? But heres a happy reply. Lucky theres a family guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the thing that make us- Stewie: Laugh and Cry! Hes a Family Guy! Hes a Family Guy!!! Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome. Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Im kidding for Christs sake, Im not serious. Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea should tell you Im generous; I shouldnt actually have to spend any money. Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit? Brian: Yeah, it is a little bright. Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just noticed something. With that light shining on you from that angle, you look a lot like Jamie Farr. Brian: Yeah, youve told me that before and uh, its interesting, because Im thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears. Stewie: Really?! How so? Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your eyes like Britney does. You know where You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart? Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate post-birth surgery that should have been done but it was the south, so they didnt have the medical technology. Stewie: Oh, I see. Chris: Mom! Lois: Yes honey? Chris: I have a wedgie. Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it. Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight. We got music, we got comedy, we got behind the scenes crap from the show. Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this, but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of Brian when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy who looked enough like him, so they actually built a dog suit for the scene, and the actor of inside the suit was Raven- Symoné, who was Olivia on the Cosby show. Brian: Fascinating bit of trivia. Peter: All right, okay, I got one for ya. You know the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy is the same stage where they shot the Golden Girls back in the 80s, right? Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story. I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot, and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur. So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in and says Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail! Lois: Oh My God! Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to drink before the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner, exposing her penis to traffic. Brian: Oh My God! Meg: Ew! Thats Disgusting! Peter: Can you believe that? Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis? Peter: Eh, special permit. Stewie: I say, what is it with these actors? Theyre perfectly normal people in civilian life and then they come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk. Brian: You gotta watch your language, kid. Stewie: Oh, its a record album for Gods sake. Lets cut loose a bit. Chris: Nipples! Hehe. Stewie: Perfect example. Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night and I swear to god, I heard someone use the word balls. And I thought to myself, My God, that- that Dick Wolf just does whatever he damn well pleases, doesnt he? Bringing words like balls into Americas living rooms. I wonder how hed like it if I just walked into his living room a- and use the word balls. Brian: Uh I think that would be breaking and entering. Lois: You know, I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening. The last show we did we had to leave him at home. They didnt allow babies in the theater. Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh! Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a total bitch. Lois: Stewie! Thats very rude. Especially since your babysitter is here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff. Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. And Mrs. Griffin Peter: Howre ya, sweetheart? Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie? Hailey Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay. So after you and Peter left for dinner, I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this story right. Please.