At first I told myself I need my head inspected, I notice little things Same t-shirt and sunglasses, Then it got weirder see She cut her hair like me, She bought a red guitar Kept driving round in my car I'm kissing her and she She slams me against the wall She crashed into a bus, Chasing some super model She's analysed my smile, She's memorised my phonebook She always wears my clothes, Her favourite words are f you BRIDGE She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you Somebody notice me, somebody notice I'm fading away here, What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm saying something wrong, She's out back playing soccer She used to do ballet, Now she's a heavy smoker She's so obsessed with me, That she stands up to pee And now her stupid games, Have started taking over Don't need no special help, No need to see a doctor I know your worried but, Im telling you just watch her Its like she's cracked my code, Knows things I've never spoke of She wants sex all the time, And still finds time to f off BRIDGE She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you Somebody notice me, somebody notice I'm fading away here, What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking She won't stop provoking me I'm going under What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm in the loony bin, Wearing a pale pink nightie The nurse comes through the door, And whispers so politely "Your boyfriend's here to see you, Look pretty take a bath I love his silly band, Can I get his autograph?" BRIDGE She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you Somebody notice me, somebody notice I'm fading away here, What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking She won't stop provoking me I'm going under What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me