I Think I'm Santa - Uncle Spam

I really think I better get a hold of myself Don't wanna let the night get ahead of myself Whisperin' her love through a smoke ring smile She doesn't know what happens when she's around I think I'm in love But it makes me kinda nervous to say so I think I'm in love But it makes me kinda nervous to say so Probably lay my head on a wooden floor Tell her I was tired from working the store Counting all the cash from an old shoebox Saving up to buy her something she wants I think I'm in love But it makes me kinda nervous to say so I think I'm in love But it makes me kinda nervous to say so What if it's wrong? What if it's wrong To pray in vain? What does it mean To fake your death? To wake up tainted? Take a little picture in a photobooth Keep it in a locket and I think of you Both of our pictures, face to face Take off your necklace and throw it away I think I'm in love But it makes me kinda nervous to say so I think I'm in love But it makes me kinda nervous to say so Really think I better get a hold of myself Don't wanna let the night get ahead of myself Whisperin' her love through a smoke ring smile She doesn't know what happens when she's around I think I'm in love Think I'm in love Think I'm in love Think I'm in love Think I'm in love Think I'm in love Think I'm in love Think I'm in love

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all If you're running low, go to the store Carry some money to help you buy more The tab is there to open the can The can is there to hold in the spam Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork) Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat) Spam in my office at work (it's the best) Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat If you need a spoon, keep one around Carry a thermose to help wash it down Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now Spam in my pantry at home (have some more) Think of expiration, better read the label (oh boy) Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best) Think about how it's been pre-cooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold Now, once you start in, you can't put it down Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown The key is going to open the tin The tin is there to keep the spam in Oh, spam (spam) Ham and pork Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam (spam) It's the best Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it Spam in the place where I live (have some more) Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat) Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed) Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)

It sucks to see you're doing okay I wanted to be the one To move on and Rub it in your face And our ten year reunion Is still seven years away I know it's immature to hope that your Happiness is a phase And I always knew That it all boiled down to I'm not enough for you I am coated in blame At the end of it all I'm still answering spam calls Just in case it's your voice Saying my name Your voice saying my name It sucks to hear you've worked on yourself I think back to the time When I knew you and it's like You were somebody еlse You were my artificial high But I thought you wеre my finish line You went up Now I'm just looking for a way out And I always knew That it all boiled down to I'm not enough for you I am coated in blame At the end of it all I'm still answering spam calls Just in case it's your voice Saying my name Your voice saying my name When I see you walk in To our old school again I hope you'll walk in alone And I hope that I won't And when you cross the room And ask if I miss you I hope I say that I don't That's unlikely, I know I've had bad luck in letting you go At the end of it all I'm still answering spam calls Just in case it's your voice Saying "hello" But that's unlikely, I know That's unlikely, I know