(I'm the Annonying Guy Who Always Yells) Freebird - Curtis Hasselbring, Chris Speed, Trevor Dunn & John Hollenbeck

If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change

Ooh The greatest stories ever told Have a hero who must be bold They learn a sense of right and wrong And better learn the sense through song Musicals tell the impossible (The impossible) They evoke the philosophical, ooh yeah So tonight we're gonna chronicle A story so astronomical The last remaining story to tell The guy who didn't like musicals (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) I mean what the fuck? (Didn't like, did not like-a-like 'em) He's the guy who didn't like musicals (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) Yeah, what the fuck? (Didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em) In the tiny town of Hatchetfield Lived an awful grinch named Paul He spends his days surfing the web And not singing and dancing with us all Should we kill him? Should we kill him? Oh, he pines after a cute little barista Isn't that worth a show stopping fiesta, yeah But for some damn reason He won't join our singing season What an ass What a bitch What a cock The guy who didn't like musicals (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) I mean what the fuck? (Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em) He's the guy who didn't like musicals (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) Na, na, na, na, na... Na, na, na, na, na, ah... (Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em) It's the end of the world, Paul (end of the world) If you don't sing (if you don't sing) This is the bridge, Paul (this is the bridge) Where we globalize everything And the words will come to you We swear we will teach you What it means to love What it means to obey, Paul The apotheosis is upon us Yay! Did you hear the word? What's the word? He's a coming Who's a coming? Paul's a comin' Paul's a comin'? The star of the show Now for his headlining entrance Time to swoon at his leading man essence His name is in the title He's destined to go viral Here he is His name is Paul Enter now! Where the fuck is he? I have no fucking clue The guy just doesn't like musicals (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) Yeah (Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em) He's the guy who didn't like musicals (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) Na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, ah... (Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em) Ooh And he definitely won't like me, yeah (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) (Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em) He's the guy who didn't like musicals (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) Na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, ah... (Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em) Paul, you piece of shit

Emma, I'm sorry You lost Emma, I'm sorry You lost your way What if I told you I made it And this is the life that I chose? Would you even believe it, Emma? Do you believe in ghosts? What if told you a story That settled all the dust? I'm still the man you trust It's inevitable for us No! Get away from me! You're not Paul, you're one of them! Before, I had no ambition But now my life is a song Don't you want to see me happy? Is it so tragically wrong? What if the only choice is You have to sing to survive? We must go on with the show It's inevitable... To know what I want now (know what you want now) Emma, I want you to join the party Are you going to tip me? (Get your cup of coffee!) Look at the fun we're having already! (What?) I found my calling You can do the same now Put your words to lyrics And you're playing the game now It's all there is and all there ever was Emma! Let me puke in your mouth And just open your food bin, girl And you can join the hive Then show me your hands! Show me those jazz hands! Get em' up or you're shit outta luck! Show me your hands! Show me those jazz hands! Or I might be inclined... To plant my seed! The hive needs to feed! Happiness is guaranteed! If you just give us one last... Show-stopping number! With Emma front and center! A kick line is inevitable! What if I told you a story How the world became peaceful and just? It was inevitable! Inevitable! Inevitable! The apotheosis is upon us!

You come home late and you come home early You come on big when you're feeling small You come home straight and you come home curly Sometimes you don't come home at all So what in the world's come over you And what in heaven's name have you done You've broken the speed of the sound of loneliness You're out there running just to be on the run Well, I got a heart that burns with a fever And I got a worried and a jealous mind How can a love that'll last forever Get left so far behind What in the world's come over you What in heaven's name have you done You've broken the speed of the sound of lonelines You're out there running just to be on the run It's a mighty mean and a dreadful sorrow It's crossed the evil line today Well, how can you ask about tomorrow When we ain't got one word to say So what in the world's come over you What in heaven's name have you done You've broken the speed of the sound of loneliness You're out there running just to be on the run You're out there running just to be on the run You're out there running just to be on the run