I just woke up Coffee in my cup Such a warm and sunny day Find out what the papers say Message from the President No more tax for residents Go, USA I'm so happy, feeling snappy My life is rosy, I'm feeling comfy cozy. Free, limo ride Free food inside Getting paid triple time Gotta go to Anaheim Grabbed my briefcase, left my house Got a meeting with the mouse Flying first class I'm so happy Feeling snappy My life is rosy' I'm feeling comfy cozy Keeps getting better Good times forever And this is one great day Playing guitar in a band Just got back from Disney Land Driving my new four by four Ed McMahon is at my door Stocks I bought just went up Canucks won the Stanley cup Bill Gates put me in his will Someone paid my visa bill I'm so happy Feeling snappy My life is rosy I'm feeling comfy cozy I'm so happy Feeling snappy Will there be sorrow When I wake up tomorrow?

Basal metabolic rate is the key to maintain your weight And it peaks at the age of 18 I keep my muscles mass thanks to my family gene I'm doing my best to keep my shape Working out to burn calories With an exercise videotape I'm not eating junk food I have my attitude Dietary fiber DNA transcriber Engaging in exercise What a surprise Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight That's I am right now Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight You know the reason somehow No matter how I'm careful about my health No matter how I'm preventing my obesity I can't refuse what she wants All she wants is to cook I'm so happy for eating her dish I'm so happy to tasting her wish She's so happy for watching me eating And here she goes cooking again Ramen, tempura, yakiniku, curry Rice bowl, miso soup, don't you eat hurry Save your belly for sweets after dinner Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight That's I am right now Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight Because I'm so happy Karaage, sashimi, katsudon, sukiyaki Kushiyaki, yakitori, good with sake Whatever unhealthy tastes so good Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight That's what I am right now Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight I'm so happy Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight Oh I'm gaining weight

Yeah, it's kinda strange how you like me You don't have to change, keep it high-key Everything you say is the right thing But you text me everyday and I can't keep Acting like I feel the same, sheesh I don't know what to say, you're so sweet I don't know what to say, but you're so sweet I don't know what to say, but you're so sweet Everything you say is the right thing But you text me everyday and I can't keep Acting like I feel the same, sheesh I don't know what to say, but you're so sweet Yeah, you're so sweet, yeah, you're so sweet Yeah, you're so sweet, yeah, you're so sweet You don't have to change, keep it high-key Yeah, it's kinda strange how you like me Driving 'round in your BMW Driving 'round in your BMW By the looks, lots of girls want a piece of you Mr. Nice Guy, it seems that I should want you But I'm stupid and I fall for other dudes But I'm stupid and I fall for other dudes But I'm stupid and I fall for other dudes Every, every, every, everything you say is the right thing But you text me everyday and I can't keep Acting like I feel the same, sheesh I don't know what to say, but you're so sweet Yeah, you're so sweet, yeah, you're so sweet Yeah, you're so sweet, yeah, you're so sweet You don't have to change, keep it high-key Yeah, it's kinda strange how you like me Follow the white rabbit, huh Into the belly of the underworld Here you stand, I don't know why All or nothing, live or die We ride east until dawn To the heart of the song I'm alive May I have what I desire? And I shall be satisfied Everything you say is the right thing But you text me everyday and I can't keep Acting like I feel the same, sheesh I don't know what to say, but you're so sweet Yeah, you're so sweet, yeah, you're so sweet Yeah, you're so sweet, yeah, you're so sweet You don't have to change, keep it high-key Yeah, it's kinda strange how you like me I get what I desire and I get what I want I get what I desire and I get what I want I get what I desire and I get what I want I get what I desire and I get what I want What I want I get what I want

All the guys gas me up on the swim team All her friends, they don't know that I'm 16 I'm pretty psyched she's over every night I'm sorry if it ever pissed you off Well, she doesn't mind Driving home from campus for a younger guy I'm lying to my parents Said, "I'm out with my friends sleeping over again" But really it's just her and I alone Well she's 18, and she does what she likes Making out with strangers when she's bored with her life And she takes me to a whole 'nother high I wonder when she'll stop coming home I hope she doesn't leave me here alone She's out of class for the week on vacation I'm tryna take anatomy in her basement I'm stuck in math, she's drawing up a bath And sending videos to my phone And I kinda like Staying up 'til morning under candlelight And swimming with you naked So I blow off my friends just to see you again I wonder if your brother's catchin' on Well, she's 18, and she does what she likes Making out with strangers when she's bored with her life And she takes me to a whole 'nother high I wonder when she'll stop coming home She's 18, and she does what she likes Making out with strangers when she's bored with her life And she takes me to a whole 'nother high I wonder when she'll stop comin' home I hope she doesn't leave me here alone She is 18 She is 18 Ah-ah-ah-ah

What do I gotta do to make you all mine? And what do I gotta say to make it all smiles? You got other things to do than waste my time 'Cause I've been so selfish And I just can't help it, yeah Girl, just slow down There ain't nobody faster in this whole town But I just got caught up in all this phony Bullshit about how I should be lowkey When you won't even speak to me So what do I gotta do to make you all mine? And what do I gotta say to make it all smiles? You got other things to do than waste my time 'Cause I've been so selfish And I just can't help it, yeah I've been so selfish (All I want to know) I've been so selfish (I don't want to go) I've been so selfish (All I want to know) And I just can't (Really I don't find you) I just can't And I never thought that you stabbed my back But I should've known when you dance like that 'Cause even my friends could have told me twice And I should've followed my own advice I should've let you go eons ago To watch the world spin on my own But, isn't that selfish? This heart, this soul Unwilling to let go I swear, I care Just not when you're not here I know I don't have any self-control To let go and it feels so good Just like you said you would So what do I gotta do to make you all mine? And what do I gotta say to make it all smiles? You got other things to do than waste my time 'Cause I've been so selfish And I just can't help it I've been so selfish (All I want to know) I've been so selfish (I don't want to go) I've been so selfish (All I want to know) And I just can't (Really I don't find you)

You always keep one in your purse Just in case you get the urge So if you start to feel worse A couple hours I'm on a plane Feeling insane Probably traumatized, -ized So, you say, "Babe, what's with the face?" Maybe I'm drunk, maybe I'm wasted And you know I can't handle this Maybe I'm just a masochist Alright, fuck up my life Lie to my face, kiss me goodnight I swear you know I can't handle this Maybe you should call your therapist I do my best to stay away 'Cause I can't save you every day I'm waiting for the hurricane You're spinning out and I'm in the eye Dying inside Honestly terrified Yeah So, you say, "Babe, what's with the face?" Maybe I'm drunk, maybe I'm wasted And you know I can't handle this Maybe I'm just a masochist Alright, fuck up my life Lie to my face, kiss me goodnight I swear you know I can't handle this Maybe you should call your therapist You know I can't handle this Maybe you should call your therapist