I'm On a Boat (feat. T-Pain) - The Lonely Island

Blue in the sky, sky on the water 98 degrees, it's only getting hotter With her looking like that Two-piece on a towel in the back Song on the speakers, speakers turned up loud So much sun we ain't ever gonna run out Can't nobody hate it (nah) I brought a bottle of my favorite (yes sir) Tequila on a boat, a boat on a lake A lake on fire and the tans ain't fake A girl with a smile smiling at me Me with my eyes on her in the heat Yeah, God's taking care of the weather (woo) Life don't get much better Than ice in a cup, a cup on my lips Steal another kiss and take another sip Of tequila on a boat (Haha, oh, yeah, here go) Limes and a shaker, shaker full of sea salt Catching a buzz, but hey, it ain't our fault Blame it onto Julio (Julio), hah Mix it up, baby, here we go (here we go) Yeah, time's moving real slow (yeah) Drop that anchor down out in the middle (and what?) And kick back (hey) and drink a little Tequila on a boat, a boat on a lake A lake on fire and the tans ain't fake A girl with a smile smiling at me Me with my eyes on her in the heat Yeah, God's taking care of the weather (woo) Life don't get much better Than ice in a cup, a cup on my lips Steal another kiss and take another sip Of tequila on a boat (Uh, hold up) Yeah, time's moving real slow Drop that anchor down out in the middle Everybody, drink a little Tequila on a boat, a boat on a lake A lake on fire and the tans ain't fake A girl with a smile smiling at me Me with my eyes on her in the heat Yeah, God's taking care of the weather (woo) Life don't get much better Than ice in a cup, a cup on my lips Steal another kiss and take another sip Of tequila on a boat I'll sing it to 'em Ha, nah, nah, nah, nah (Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah) That's it Aww, baby Tequila on a boat

Oh, I'm on a boat with a couple of wackos Shakin' my hips and dippin' my fat toe In the water, dippin' in the water This party's gettin' hotter! It's so hot, it's... stupid

Hey, I know you waitin' on me, baby, can you hold on? Just make sure when I get there, you ain't got clothes on 'Cause you gon' ride that dick to a slow song You got me and I got you, now what can go wrong? And you keep tellin' all your friends about me And now they wanna get it in on the balcony We goin' all night, girl, I'm talkin' so long I got that wake up for you, baby, make sure everybody in here... Getcha roll on, getcha roll on Everybody, everybody, getcha roll on Getcha roll on, getcha roll on Everybody, everybody, getcha roll on Now you keep tellin' all your friends about me And now they wanna get it in on the balcony So getcha roll on, getcha roll on Everybody, everybody, getcha roll on Hey, yeah, I got like four phones The AC in the Mini Cooper blowin' snow cones I got like five bad chicks, don't wanna go home Yeah, it's a vibe, it's a vibe, yeah, I'm so gone 'Cause I've been puttin' in that work and now it's time to chill And my bitches came through with all kind of pills I told her, I get too high and then I'ma sext her And she was like a, woah, a, yeah, Dexter I be like, bitch, don't kill my vex, huh Unless you wanna get in that UberX All I do is just sit back and count checks, uh But I be losin' count, I'm on that Hennessy XO, blur, blur The wrist full of ice (Yeah), the neck on freezer burner (Ooh) Keep on talkin' shit and I'ma have to get the burner (Ooh) Bitch, keep lookin' at me, I'ma have to go and learn ya I get shit straight like a perm, bruh (Yeah, yeah) I know you waitin' on me, baby, can you hold on? Just make sure when I get there, you ain't got clothes on 'Cause you gon' ride that dick to a slow song You got me and I got you, now what can go wrong? And you keep tellin' all your friends about me And now they wanna get it in on the balcony We goin' all night, girl, I'm talkin' so long I got that wake up for you, baby, make sure everybody in here... Getcha roll on, getcha roll on Everybody, everybody, getcha roll on Getcha roll on, getcha roll on Everybody, everybody, getcha roll on Now you keep tellin' all your friends about me And now they wanna get it in on the balcony So getcha roll on, getcha roll on Everybody, everybody, getcha roll on I know this 1942, it got you so gone Nah, this ain't a interview, ain't shit to prolong She let me touchdown, I tell her go long I get to lickin', I be in it for the whole song She take them pants off, Luther Vandross Come and get it, baby, do it with your hands off You gon' get it like I put it in the hand-off Get to shootin' in that pussy like a standoff Super lit, lit (Lit), she ain't average (She ain't average) Hit a split on the dick, she a savage (She a savage) She get on top of me and start doin' gymnastics She clean as ever but I love when she get nasty Might even let her run right through this check When I'm with you, I'm flexin' on my ex That's why I let you come on the road, might even fuck at the show I got too nasty with your girl, now you can't fuck her no more Yeah, I know you waitin' on me, baby, can you hold on? Just make sure when I get there, you ain't got clothes on 'Cause you gon' ride that dick to a slow song You got me and I got you, now what can go wrong? And you keep tellin' all your friends about me And now they wanna get it in on the balcony We goin' all night, girl, I'm talkin' so long I got that wake up for you, baby, make sure everybody in here... Getcha roll on, getcha roll on Everybody, everybody, getcha roll on Getcha roll on, getcha roll on Everybody, everybody, getcha roll on Now you keep tellin' all your friends about me And now they wanna get it in on the balcony So getcha roll on, getcha roll on Everybody, everybody, getcha roll on

T-PAIN: Yea man, ill sm0ke wit chu y0u kn0w what im sayin? Im sayin it aint nuttin y0u kn0w what im sayin it aint shit t0 me Y0u kn0w what im sayin its just like i d0nt wanna be gettin high cause that shit be lookin like it be havin niggaz y0u kn0w what im sayin hahah d0nt believe in all that haahahaaha ha yawp Naw man i think its gettin tired th0 man n0 j0ke ferreal Watchu g0t a swisha? 0r thats a philly 0r what? Oh thats a swisha ok i mean u kn0w niggas rappin ab0ut swishaz and shit d0nt believe in all that ahahaha Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-chaall hahahaha U kn0w what im saying? I hit it man roll it Oh u g0t 0ne? Alrite man lemme hit that shit : Verse 1: Y0u can KNOCK 0n my d0or But aint n0b0dy h0me I might be there But im GONE cause im stuck 0ff a Zone Im Half baked like the Guy 0n the c0uch I d0nt get high i'm my gr0uch S0 i puff 0n my line and be 0ut I call my roll d0gg pick me up Wit weed lets hit the r0ad dawg Y0u blew wit the h0od rat The FUCK u break the c0de f0!? G0d damn i think that im high Too much haze But i see my gh0st pass within the blink 0f a eye And them ghett0 niggaz kn0w h0w it feel I sm0ke m0re than a building 0n fire Roll m0re than the wheel I get stuck like a car in the mudd And bl0w my green down And call my nigga T PAIN to borrow us s0me buddz And CHOKE till i think imma cry 0h i think imma die Naw dawg i just think that im High : T-PAIN: Shhhhh, see i aint never sm0ke bef0re S0 imma take tw0 hits and imma ** blo0ooww * my mind AWAY I never th0ught id be gettin High t0daaaayyyyy(HEY) N0w its 0n me again S0 i take an0ther pull (w0o0o0o) We in the caddilac, fl0atin like the 0cean Suddenly everything was m0vin in sl0w m0ti0n : CH0rus: S0 i take an0ther hit And try t0 RELAX Im beatin 0n my chest CJ beatin 0n my back S0meb0dy help me i think im ab0ut t0 die But i g0t it I g0t it WHOA S0 i pass the blunt and it came right back t0 me But i kn0w dat this sm0ke is still runnin thr0ugh me I d0nt think imma ever 0pen my eyes My h0meb0i said WWHHHYYYYY? And i said cause im hiiuhhiiiiuhhiuuhhhiiiiiii Dawg i think that im hiiuhhiiiiuhhiuuhhhiiiiiii Dawg i feel like im hiiuhhiiiiuhhiuuhhhiiiiiii I really think that im hiiuhhiiiiuhhiuuhhhiiiiiii DAMN! please stop by the store Cause my... Mouth dry and i done ran out of ports (O0 dem lil debbies got me licken my chops But i just want a drink and newport shorts in the box Maybe a Swisher King or three I seen fine behind i want to hang with me Long as i bring the weed I said cool ima ride on throoo 30 minuts later we was gettin high in the room : CH0rus: And then i take an0ther hit And try t0 RELAX Im beatin 0n my chest This gurl is beatin 0n my back S0meb0dy help me i think im ab0ut t0 die But i g0t it Dont touch me I g0t it WHOA I pass the blunt and it came right back t0 me But i kn0w dat this sm0ke is still runnin thr0ugh me I d0nt think imma ever 0pen my eyes My h0me9uRl said WWHHHYYYYY? And i said that im hiiuhhiiiiuhhiuuhhhiiiiiii Dawg i think that im hiiuhhiiiiuhhiuuhhhiiiiiii Dawg i really feel like im hiiuhhiiiiuhhiuuhhhiiiiiii I probly cant sing cause im hhhhhiiiiiuhhhuuiggghhhii

在人性之內 在獸性之外 我眼前有面陰陽海 風向左右標籤上 的是非黑白 暗湧區分上下流 審醜審美觀 最大的陸塊 外圍仍是海 只是 大一點的孤島 而人的善連著魔 邪惡的韻腳 反而像半島 為什麼體無完膚 仍想要愛你? 為什麼孤獨至極 仍繼續遊戲? 為什麼跳進文明 巨大的潮汐 一座一座孤島 浮起? 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 最大的陸塊 外圍仍是海 只是 大一點的孤島 而人的善連著魔 邪惡的韻腳 反而像半島 為什麼體無完膚 仍想要愛你? 為什麼孤獨至極 仍繼續遊戲? 為什麼跳進文明 巨大的潮汐 一座一座孤島 浮起? 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚

네가 원한 게 이런 거라며 내게 말을 건네 틀린 건 아니라면 아마 또 나를 욕해 보이는 게 다라면 나도 할 말은 없네 틀린 게 아니긴 해 원하면 나를 욕해 조명이 빛나는 거 알아, 왜 그것만 본대 Everything you want is around me 다른 말은 뭐게 네가 있는 게 난 없네 okay 잘 돌아보면 돈 빼곤 하나 가진 게 없네 Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐야 Storm is around me, I feel so lonely, lonely Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 I'm drowning, I feel so lonely, lonely 질문 하나 할 게 뭘 위해서 지구 위에 존재합니까, 넌 질문이 애매할 거야 그럼 돈 때문이라는 거에 내 손목 걸어 아빠가 말했어, 필요하대 돈 그래서 벌었지, 통장 안엔 억 어려서 그런 건지 난 그래 도저히 좋지만은 않더라고 모든 건 저놈들은 말해, 지껄여 ASH ISLAND 잘도 아네, 나 빼고 떠들어 나에 대해 도대체 뭘 아는데, 대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 시발 그럼 해보던지 좆같게 아마도 너네들이 원한 거 난 못할 거야, 그건 알아둬 난 거짓으로 네게 남아도 진심일 거야, 걸어 모든 걸 네가 원한 게 이런 거라며 내게 말을 건네 틀린 건 아니라면 아마 또 나를 욕해 보이는 게 다라면 나도 할 말은 없네 틀린 게 아니긴 해 원하면 나를 욕해 조명이 빛나는 거 알아, 왜 그것만 본데 Everything you want is around me 다른 말은 뭐게 네가 있는 게 난 없네, okay 잘 돌아보면 돈 빼곤 하나 가진 게 없네 Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐야 Storm is around me, I feel so lonely, lonely Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 I'm drowning, I feel so lonely, lonely I feel so lonely, ay, ay, ay I feel so lonely, ay, ay, ay, ay I feel so lonely, ay, ay, ay I feel so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely 네가 원한 게 이런 거라며 내게 말을 건네 틀린 건 아니라면 아마 또 나를 욕해 보이는 게 다라면 나도 할 말은 없네 틀린 게 아니긴 해 원하면 나를 욕해 조명이 빛나는 거 알아, 왜 그것만 본대 Everything you want is around me, 다른 말은 뭐게 네가 있는 게 난 없네, okay 잘 돌아보면 돈 빼곤 하나 가진 게 없네 Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐야 Storm is around me, I feel so lonely, lonely Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 I'm drowning, I feel so lonely, lonely

Hey man. Hey. Dude you're looking pretty swoll, you been working out? Uh yeah, why are you looking? Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no homo Ohhh no homo Cool When you want to compliment a friend (no homo) But you don't want that friendship to end (no homo) To tell a dude just how you feel (no homo) Say 'no homo' so he knows the deal (no homo) Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no homo) And you know you got the best smile (no homo) Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no homo) With your looks you'll make a handsome baby (no homo) I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no homo) It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no homo) Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no homo) Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no homo) Man I can't decide who wore it best (no homo) But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no homo) I admit it I'm a fashionista (no homo) And I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no homo) Damn this rose is something special (no homo) Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no homo) Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (no homo) We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no homo) Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo) Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo) Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo) But as a joke cause we're all straight (no homo) Man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo) Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo) Hey I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo) Yo I've been thinking about fucking a dude (no homo) We could 3-way 69 (no homo) Or human centipede in a line (no homo) Or some docking could be hella fun (no homo) Oh yeah man or I could do this one (no homo) Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy And butt fuck a dude while he 69's Morrissey No homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece To gave young Socrates the illful release Hey yo no homo but today I'm coming out the closet Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet These two words have set me free (no homo) Damn it feels good to be (no homo)

What's up, y'all? This is Conner4Real You know I've been all around the world, right? But tonight, I'm on my dumb shit (hahaha) I landed in Paris at a quarter to noon So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket Pushed my way to the front of the crowd And I couldn't believe what I saw Mona Lisa You're an overrated piece of shit With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes And your smirk like you're hiding a dick (What the fuck is this garbage?) Mona Lisa The original basic bitch Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile Talk about a bait and switch You ugly I landed in Cairo to see the pyramids But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks There was trash all over and a very foul odor The smell was that of a camel's ass But even that wasn't as bad as Mona Lisa You're worse than the pyramids Can someone explain why the whole wide world Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid? (Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid) And DaVinci Must have sucked an art historian's dick To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread At the top of the all-time list of paintings Mona Lisa I got to know Where the fuck are your eyebrows? I really wanna know You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead Get this chick some Rogaine You a bloated corpse, girl I am an American man This is my native land Where no one lies about paintings But that's not the case in France Where the naked ladies dance And they look like Dennis Franz You're so mangy, Mona Hair part wider than a country road Unless you count cats, she died alone, ah The Mona Lisa sucks La, da, da, da, da