I buy her all the right clothes and pretty jewels to wear My friends say she's a dumb blonde but they don't know she dyes her hair She thinks the fighting in Central America's easily solved But what to wear to Bel Air premieres is a problem she could never resolve She's an AIRHEAD. Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" She's an AIRHEAD. Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious. She's an AIRHEAD. Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black. She's an AIRHEAD. And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs, She's not an intellectual giant... She'd like to model, or maybe act, or start a magazine Before she signs any big contracts, she better learn to read But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime You ask me do I love you, does the Pope live in the woods? Quod Erat Demonstrandum, baby. ("Ooh, you speak french!") She's an AIRHEAD. Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" She's an AIRHEAD. Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious. She's an AIRHEAD. Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black. She's an AIRHEAD. And while I'm impressed with the size of that chest, She's not an intellectual giant... Sweet and low and oh-so, little Ms. Dora Jarre Safe sex and fishnets and could you walk me to my car - pa! She's losing faith in a world that is out of control So she's gonna nix politics, she's taking up volleyball Volleyball! Why? Cause she's an AIRHEAD. Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" She's an AIRHEAD. Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious. She's an AIRHEAD. And now the time's come for the end of my song Don't get me wrong If she's an airhead, it has to be said It was men made her that way It was us made her that way It was us made her that way! Oh airhead

They call her Hot Sauce She's hot and spicy But twice as nicey Although she burn me up They call her Hot Sauce She's hotter than pepper I would have kept her Although she burn me up. What if fire didn't burn (burn!) How would the lesson get learned? (learned!) You sit there like a dope until you choke on all the smoke (Smoke gets in your eyes) Cover me in your sauce baby Bury me in all that sauce Smother me in your hot sauce, woman Till smoke come from your thighs. They call her Hot Sauce She's hot and spicy But twice as nicey Although she burn me up They call her Hot Sauce She's hotter than pepper I would have kept her Although she burn me up. The brother in the codpiece I seen him on the TV I think he likes his ladies All sweet and sugary Now I'm partial to a pudding But that's for second course. The main meal and the hors d'oeuvres Must be smothered in hot sauce. They call her Hot Sauce She's hot and spicy But twice as nicey Although she burn me up They call her Hot Sauce She's hotter than pepper I would have kept her Although she burn me up. What if steam didn't scald (scald!) How would the story be told? (told!) She sat and smoked a fag While I was gagging on the shag (Shag gets in your eyes) Lemme get lost in your sauce baby Cover me in your sauce Lemme get lost in your hot sauce woman. There was a fire truck attending The smoke pouring from her nose Her state of mind depending On which way the wind blowed Chili and tabasco Dripping on my shirt I couldn't breathe - I couldn't see - I had to call a smog alert.

I scare myself just thinking about you I scare myself when I'm without you I scare myself, the moment that you're gone I scare myself when I let my thoughts run And when they're running I keep thinking of you And when they're running What can I do? I scare myself and I don't mean lightly I scare myself, it can get frightening I scare myself to think what I could do I scare myself, it's some kind of voodoo And with that voodoo I keep thinking of you And with that voodoo What can I do? And with that voodoo I keep thinking of you And with that voodoo What can I do? But it's so, so very different when we're together And I'm so, so, so much calmer, I feel better 'Cause the stars already crossed our paths forever And the sooner that we realize it, the better And then I'll be with you and I won't scare myself And I'll know what to do and I won't scare myself And my thoughts will run and I won't scare myself And I'll think of you and I won't scare myself [...it's me I'm scaring... it's me I'm scaring... it's me I'm scaring...]

Marlene, Marlene You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen Do you care for me at all, Marlene? I care for you And I just don't care who knows it And I guess that means that I love you Marlene (Marlene) Marlene (Marlene) Who'd believe that you're only seventeen? I'm in trouble if your folks get mean And if they do Then I don't care if they bust me And I guess that means that I love you I don't need no fantasies Just one thing I need If you could make it here, Marlene Dear, Marlene Marlene (Marlene) Marlene (Marlene) When I think that it all is just a dream I remember that your eyes are green And mine are blue They will always see each other And I guess that means that I love you I don't need realities Just one thing I need If you could make it here, Marlene Dear, Marlene Marlene, Marlene I'm depending on you now, Marlene (Marlene) I'm depending on you now, Marlene (Marlene) I'm depending on you now, Marlene (Marlene) I'm depending on you now, Marlene (Marlene) I'm depending on you now, Marlene

Black maria, you scare me so I feel as though my heart stop dead You're a liar, this I know I watch you go around my head Oh, I'm going down slow You scare me so Oh, you never let go You scare me so Gay deceiver, my eyes they burned My insides turned, my brain it rolled Unbeliever, but now I've learned I took my turn, I come up cold Oh, I'm going down slow You scare me so Oh, you never let go You scare me so If you must kill me Please let me die, Lord (Ooh) Black maria, you scare me so I feel as though my heart stop dead You're a liar, this I know I watch you go around my head Oh, I'm going down slow You scare me so Oh, you never let go You scare me so If you must kill me Please let me die, Lord