I'm Gonna Join the Union - John O'Connor

There comes a time within your life when you would do Absolutely anything they ask from you Pop the collar, spend a dollar, wear those boots You get a rough idea of what they want from you You better be happy You better be healthy You better be free You better be skinny You better have money You better be funny It's not too hard To join the club They say things like, "We don't care, we want everyone" I saw the crowd of people gather in a club Spend the dollar to become one of us If you could spend your life away unless you got You better be happy You better be healthy You better be pretty You better be skinny You better have money You better be funny It's not too hard To join the club You better be happy You better be healthy You better be pretty You better be skinny You better have money You better be funny It's not too hard To join the club It's just too hard To join the club It costs too much To join the club It's just too hard To join the club It costs too much To join the club

I'm gonna make you my wife 'Cause you're my everything All my hopes and dreams come true I can live my life with you I'm gonna buy you some rings 'Cause everywhere you go Everyone will know that it's real What you make me feel Until there is no more of me I will try to make you see that I will be My all and all from here to eternity Be my world eternally (We'll have a child) we're gonna have a child) and watch it grow