I'm a penguin (feat. Big P) - Uncle Spam

Drive on Until I get there I got to drive on Until I get there The ram caught in a bush Needs to be free Won't somebody Come on and see about me? I'm a ram Bet your life I do I'm a ram Wanna get next to you Drive on Until I get there I got to drive on Until I get there I'm a ram, yes, I am You are what I lack I keep on pushing baby You keep on pushing me back I'm a ram Bet your life I do I'm a ram Wanna get next to you Look out, here I come Drive on Until I get there I got to drive on Until I get there 'Cause a ram caught in a bush Needs to be free Won't somebody Come on, see about me? I'm a ram Bet your life I do I'm a ram Wanna get next to you Wanna get next to you Here, I am

Pussy nigga whaExplaint you doin' (All day I dream about...) (All day I dream about sex) The way you move your sexy groove I've got my mind all over you (All day I dream about...) (All day I dream about sex) You say you were so sick of it I'm tired of jackin' off cause you ain't there 65 Cevrolet Ipala peachy cream Cruisin' down the street like two fingers Cause the ivory is clean Talkin' 'bout meetin' at the MC room On the inside of the ship Not a honey dip to hunt on Cause she mobile than a grip Or the Blue Man Group Caught out on the Vegas Strip Tell em' a good game, juju pimpin' Give em' to my nigga Dime Legit Boss lips, legs, arms, necks Hip dips, hair net, mo' stretch It's a camel toe and thats fo' sho My brain is on one track Like Mary Mary toss for crackle like a rock star does for smack None of that but the female genatalia's where it's at I'm a man and I demand a WO-man for that act Personal preference cause I use the law of nature as a reference No I don't ever recall seein' a man turn up pregnant But that's just me From them female fantasies frolic freely In my cock pit, every 30 some seconds I can't stop it (All day I dream about...) (All day I dream about sex) The way you move your sexy groove I've got my mind all over you (All day I dream about...) (All day I dream about sex) You say you were so sick of it I'm tired of jackin' off cause you ain't there Killer Kill from Adamsville and in a Bonneville I chill Heffers call me Black-N-Decker, I don't screw them hoes I drill I've been cuttin' cute lil' coochies since before the record deal Catch me daydreamin' 'bout them, thick, medium, or slim Doctors call the thing vagina, in the hood we call it trim White boys call it snatch, Puerto Ricans call it chocha Nathaniel likes his white, I like mine dark as cola It's the first thing on my mind in the morn' when I roll over All men young or old in the end it's what we after Even my grandpappy's happy, he got prescribed Viagra Grandaddy, grandaddy what's happenin' What's up, what's up this me Hey let me get about three of them blue diamonds I promise I got you tomorrow (All day I dream about...) (All day I dream about sex) The way you move your sexy groove I've got my mind all over you (All day I dream about...) (All day I dream about sex) You say you were so sick of it I'm tired of jackin' off cause you ain't there When I drill, I don't spill, even if she's on the pill Keep my weapon covered, concealed, and in a shield Cause I don't need that A.I.D.S A D. and an A. missin' out my Adidas PLUS, We don't need no DNA mixin' between us We just need to keep this thing friendly and hush hush On the down low, like R. Kelly and youngsters But over eighteen only cause baby I'm no perv From the tour bus to the lobby, elevator to the room We can jump each others bones but there's no jumpin' brooms Buffoon you are too consumed in the womb It is too early for you to jump the broom, BOOM (All day I dream about...) (All day I dream about sex) The way you move your sexy groove I've got my mind all over you (All day I dream about...) (All day I dream about sex) You say you were so sick of it I'm tired of jackin' off cause you ain't there

It sucks to see you're doing okay I wanted to be the one To move on and Rub it in your face And our ten year reunion Is still seven years away I know it's immature to hope that your Happiness is a phase And I always knew That it all boiled down to I'm not enough for you I am coated in blame At the end of it all I'm still answering spam calls Just in case it's your voice Saying my name Your voice saying my name It sucks to hear you've worked on yourself I think back to the time When I knew you and it's like You were somebody еlse You were my artificial high But I thought you wеre my finish line You went up Now I'm just looking for a way out And I always knew That it all boiled down to I'm not enough for you I am coated in blame At the end of it all I'm still answering spam calls Just in case it's your voice Saying my name Your voice saying my name When I see you walk in To our old school again I hope you'll walk in alone And I hope that I won't And when you cross the room And ask if I miss you I hope I say that I don't That's unlikely, I know I've had bad luck in letting you go At the end of it all I'm still answering spam calls Just in case it's your voice Saying "hello" But that's unlikely, I know That's unlikely, I know

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all If you're running low, go to the store Carry some money to help you buy more The tab is there to open the can The can is there to hold in the spam Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork) Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat) Spam in my office at work (it's the best) Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat If you need a spoon, keep one around Carry a thermose to help wash it down Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now Spam in my pantry at home (have some more) Think of expiration, better read the label (oh boy) Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best) Think about how it's been pre-cooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold Now, once you start in, you can't put it down Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown The key is going to open the tin The tin is there to keep the spam in Oh, spam (spam) Ham and pork Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam (spam) It's the best Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it Spam in the place where I live (have some more) Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat) Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed) Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)