I'm A Mother Father Gentleman - Gentleman Song | Remix

The gentleman is a dope, A man of many faults, A clumsy Joe Who wouldn't know A rumba from a waltz. The gentleman is a dope And not my cup of tea; Why do I get in a dither? He doesn't belong to me! The gentleman isn't bright, He doesn't know the score; A cake will come, He'll take a crumb And never ask for more! The gentleman's eyes are blue, But little do they see, Why am I beatin' my brains out? He doesn't belong to me! He's somebody else's problem, She's welcome to the guy! She'll never understand him Half as well as I. The gentleman is a dope, He isn't very smart; He's just a lug You'd like to hug And hold against your heart The gentleman doesn't know How happy he could be, But look at me cryin' my eyes out As if he belonged to me; He'll never belong to me! The gentleman doesn't know How happy he could be, But look at me cryin' my eyes out As if he belonged to me; He'll never ever, He'll never belong to me!

I let the door, Hit you right in the face And when the check comes I'll make you pay. Don't Have a car, Guess you're picking me up And in the back seat we'll be falling in love. My only job is... to lie on this couch And while you're workin' I'll be hangin' out. Now don't get mad cause you knew from the start I was an asshole who would never go far. 'Cause when you're really good to girls Give them your entire world They end up walking away. (Hey, Hey) They don't want a stand up guy, rather have you cheat and lie And do something they hate... Girls don't want a gentleman They say they do but in the end Girls don't want a gentleman They want a loser like me. Girls don't want a gentleman If you want to get to them Girls don't want a gentleman They want a loser like me. Your parents cry when you bring me around They raised you up just so I can take you down. There goes your life right before their eyes I'll have you bare foot pregnant, going out of your mind. 'Cause when you're really good to girls Give them your entire world They end up walking away. (Hey, Hey) They don't want a stand up guy, rather have you cheat and lie And do something they hate... Girls don't want a gentleman They say they do but in the end Girls don't want a gentleman They want a loser like me. Girls don't want a gentleman If you want to get to them Girls don't want a gentleman They want a loser like me. I used to be a nice guy But that don't get you anywhere. So now I'm just a piece of shit, idiot Who's too stupid to care. If you give a girl respect Treat her like she's the best You're nothing to her. She'd rather have you playing games Piss her off and make her wait If you want it to work... Girls don't want a gentleman They say they do but in the end Girls don't want a gentleman They want a loser like me. Girls don't want a gentleman If you want to get to them Girls don't want a gentleman They want a loser like me. (They want a loser like me)