I'm A Little Teapot - Pop! Goes the Weasel

If you feel belief hi Pete, I got a story to (tell you) Of a band of little green men from a far away (planet) If you want to know about love then ask the wee (geezer) He can teach you telepathy, he can read your mind (backwards) If you try to do the cat in, you can only be a (loser) Paranoia never touch him, he's got ways of (laughter) Baby don't you bring yourself down, got to catch you up (later) If you want to know about love, you can ask the wee (geezer) He can teach you telepathy, he can read your mind (backwards) If you try to do the cat in, you can only be a (loser) Paranoia never touch him, he's got ways of (laughter) Baby don't you bring yourself down, I'll catch you up later (later) "Give him a bit of your love you get it back (later)" (repeat) "Hear me now from the Invisible Opera Company of Tibet" Have a cup of tea, have another one, have a cup of tea High in the sky, what do you see? Come down to Earth, a cup of tea Flying saucer, flying teacup From outer space, Flying Teapot (repeat undefined times) Flying saucer, flying teacup From outer space, Flying Teapot (repeat undefined times) ()

I'm gonna have a little talk with Jesus When I get home tonight Gonna tell him all about my troubles And I know he'll make them right Then I'll ask him to forgive me For the things that I've done wrong Gonna have a little talk with Jesus Tonight when I get home This world can be a struggle Just livin' day to day You'll run into the devil With every step you take I've seen his face a hundred times As he tried to lead me wrong He don't understand That I don't walk this road alone I'm gonna have a little talk with Jesus When I get home tonight Gonna tell him all about my troubles And I know he'll make them right Then I'll ask him to forgive me For the things that I've done wrong Gonna have a little talk with Jesus Tonight when I get home Lord said I could call on him When ever I feel low Any time or place I needed him He would gladly go My life has not been perfect No matter how I try But he's never turned his back on me And that's the reason why I'm gonna have a little talk with Jesus When I get home tonight Gonna tell him all about my troubles And I know he'll make them right Then I'll ask him to forgive me For the things that I've done wrong Gonna have a little talk with Jesus Tonight when I get home I'm gonna have a little talk with Jesus When I get home tonight Gonna tell him all about my troubles And I know he'll make them right Then I'll ask him to forgive me For the things that I've done wrong Gonna have a little talk with Jesus Tonight when I get home I'm gonna have a little talk with Jesus Tonight when I get home...

'Round and 'round the cobbler's bench The monkey chased the weasel, The monkey thought 'twas all in fun Pop! Goes the weasel. A penny for a spool of thread A penny for a needle, That's the way the money goes, Pop! Goes the weasel. A half a pound of tupenny rice, A half a pound of treacle. Mix it up and make it nice, Pop! Goes the weasel. Up and down the London road, In and out of the Eagle, That's the way the money goes, Pop! Goes the weasel. I've no time to plead and pine, I've no time to wheedle, Kiss me quick and then I'm gone Pop! Goes the weasel.