I Love Rocky Road (2022 version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

No destination, nowhere to go No obligation, no one to call The rocky road is getting long The rocky road won't take me home Situations they come and go No hesitation you walk out that door So what do I do? I got nothing to lose I keep it cool around you, you, you I lie awake I got my eyes wide open I listen to the rhythm and the sound of the ocean I try to sleep but then I am awoken The sound of the train always gives me hope to see you To see you, to see you, to see you Relation, it will ease your mind Expectations, don't waste your time So come on let's go to the great unknown Don't stay home, stay true, true, true I was there I was waiting by the train stop Waiting for the train, but never did the train stop I waited a while and then I felt a rain drop Something made me smile It was not you, not you Not you, not you

Ayy, two thousand, E-S-T O-C-O-E-E I feel like Rocky, I hop on the road They try to stop me but I never fold Like I play hockey, I'm reaching my goal We up 'til infinity, where is my stones? Hop in the booth and we saving them souls We spitting the truth, they ain't heard it this cold Hop in the booth and we saving them souls Hop in the booth and we saving them souls Go, uh, go, uh, go, uh, go Go tell it on the mountain or something I got troops with me like the British is coming I ain't capping, if I said it, I done it I get the scripture and get to-to-to-to dumping I ain't never going back to like 2018 I was rapping, wasn't talking 'bout nothing Hmm, I was trying to fit in with these shoes, just wasn't my size Hmm, I tried to please everybody, I knew I was capping inside Hmm, I was running to trees but still I was cut off the vine Hmm, I almost believed I needed the green to survive That was way, way back then Fast forward, I got new friends Now, we in the whip, zooming Now, we in the whip, zooming I was so foolish Should've seen the way I was moving Didn't know what I was doing 'Til Your love came through Uh, I'm with the King I'm with the, I'm with the King, uh, uh Build my house on solid ground, uh This not sand, this not stick This gon' stick, this gon' fit Can't just huff and puff, and blow this down My faith, way too strong right now Wait, hold up, what's going on right now? Wait, hold on, I'm singing my song right now like David, uh, ah Wait, hold on, I'm singin' my song right now I got the keys, Alicia Humbling me to meet you I run through the beat like a cheetah The world that get c-c-c-cold, prrt, I got the heat like a heater Retire my old ways, Derek Jeter The fire, set ablaze in my, uh Uh, set a blaze in my soul I can see it's so many ways on the road I can see it, so many lanes on the road I, skrrt, skrrt, out of the view Skrrt, skrrt, I pray for the food Skrrt, skrrt, I pray for my food That boy mad, he acting like Scrooge That boy mad, he acting like who? I'm stepping like elephants up in the room You gotta go down and elevate you Light of the dark, boy, you gotta choose Stop the cap in your rap, boy, that ain't you Boy, you know that ain't you Boy, you know that ain't Boy, boy Boy, you know, boy, you know (boy, you know that ain't) Boy, you know that ain't you Stop the boy (stop the boy) Boy, you know that ain't (boy, you know that ain't you)

La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you 'Samatta you, 'samatta you You should-a taste my lasagna Ay, you no like-a lasagna That's okay too How about-a calzone Some-a nice minestrone, at's good for you Have-a some marinara Have-a some marinara, I know you like I know you like, I know you like La-lasagna La-lasagna La-lasagna Would you like some-a zucchini Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat Have-a more fettuccini Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat Ay, mange, mange Ay, you-a pass the lasagna A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig Have-a more ravioli You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big Like you cousin Luigi Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan Capisce paisan, capisce paisan La-lasagna La-lasagna La-lasagna La-lasagna Hey! Hey! Whoo! Ha ha

Hey Lucy, I'm home Oh Ricky, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Lucy, hey Lucy Oh Ricky, you're so fine You play your bongos all the time Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine How I love to hear you whine Hey Lucy Hey Ricky You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night Stop shakin' your maraccas now and just turn out the light Ricky I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always coming over here 'Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do? You really drive me wild when you sing your babalooo Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue Well, here's to you Lucy I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babaloo Lucy Hey Ricky You're always playing at the Club, you never let me go I'm begging and I'm pleading but you always tell me no Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through You're such a crazy redhead, I just don't know what to do Lucy Oh Ricky What a pity, don't you understand That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned Oh Lucy I'm the Latin leader of the band So here's to you Lucy Let's babaloo Lucy, too Lucy Everbody rumba! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I, man, am Regal, a German am I Never odd or even If I had a Hi-Fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise to vote, sir Do geese see God? Do nine men interpret? Nine men I nod Rats live on no evil star Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast safe car Pa's a sap Ma is as selfless as I am May a moody baby doom a yam Ah Satan sees Natasha No devil lived on Lonely Tylenol Not a banana baton No X in Nixon O stone, be not so O Geronimo, no minor ego "Naomi" I moan A Toyota's a Toyota A dog, a panic, in a pagoda Oh no, Don Ho Nurse, I spy gypsies, run! Senile felines Now I see bees, I won UFO tofu We panic in a pew Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog