I Like Smoking Pot (A Lot) - Wheeler Walker Jr.

Me and my buddies grew up on the farm Can't say much went you're working that hard Just too tired to talk when the day is through Never been much for writing love letters, A bunch of wildflowers seem to say it much better So if you're asking on how I feel about me and you Yeah we ride like a Cadillac Run like a deer Girl I ain't just whistling Dixie to tickle your ear Tied tied a little rope in a double square knot What I'm trying to say in the most romantic way that I got, Is that I like you a lot, I like you a lot, a whole lot Well I hope you are happy I finally said it, Took me awhile so don't you forget it, I've always heard don't fix it if it ain't broke, So if you ain't doing anything latter at 11, Come over and take a ride in the CJ7 I'll take you places you ain't seen before We ride like a Cadillac Run like a deer Girl I ain't just whistling Dixie to tickle your ear Tied tied a little rope in a double square knot What I'm trying to say in the most romantic way that I got, Is that I like you a lot, yeah I like you a lot, a whole lot Yeah we ride like a Cadillac (ride like a Cadillac) Run like a deer (Run like a deer) Girl I ain't just whistling Dixie to tickle your ear Tied tied a little rope (tied tied a little rope) in a double square knot (in a double square knot) What I'm trying to say in the most romantic way that I got, Is that I like you a lot, (yeah I do) yeah I like you a lot, (alright I said it) a whole lot Yeah we ride like a Cadillac (ride like a Cadillac) Run like a deer (Run like a deer) Girl I ain't just whistling Dixie to tickle your ear Tied tied a little rope (tied tied a little rope) in a double square knot (in a double square knot) What I'm trying to say in the most romantic way that I got, Is that I like you a lot, yeah I like you a lot, a whole lot

어쩌면 어쩌다 말하지 못한 감춰놓은 비밀이 있어 어디서 어떻게 시작된 건지 기억 못해도 너를 향해있어 너도 나와 같은 생각을 하고 있는지 그게 제일 궁금해 지금도 난 사랑인 듯 아닌 듯 헷갈려 한다면 지금 나를 안아줘 고민없이 가슴이 뛴다면 사랑이 맞아 그땐 고백해줄래 니 곁에 니 옆에 내가 있는데 왜 넌 모른 척 나를 피해가니 들켜버릴까봐 가슴을 치고 있었어 두근거리는 이 심장소리 사랑인 듯 아닌 듯 헷갈려 한다면 지금 나를 안아줘 고민없이 가슴이 뛴다면 사랑이 맞아 그땐 고백해줄래 우리 서로 멀리 돌아온 만큼 널 사랑하고 싶은데 저 파란 하늘 위로 내 마음을 고백해볼까 숨겨왔던 내 사랑을 I love you 사랑인 듯 아닌 듯 헷갈려 한다면 지금 나를 안아줘 고민없이 가슴이 뛴다면 사랑이 맞아 그땐 고백해줄래 너도 바로 나라고

Don't understand a gal' need much lightly Never sure quite what they wanna hear They're all hittin' up the club Drinkin' real expensive buck All I really wanted was some beer Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no gal' would have shade on me Now I only sing to me Drunk sluts They say girls comin' up these days are looser One date with them they let you spend a night I click on the internet watching million different porno clips So far I ain't seen the same girl twice Drunk sluts, they're drivin me nuts Can't hold their lips so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts I know I'm gettin' older, and every gal' can't be like these Don't get me wrong I like to fuck but it's easier sometimes to pee Girls these days want the dj, not the singer Some douchebag scratching breast up like a moose I'm too distracted to flirt, they're wearing really short skirts You can squint, I can pretty much see her cooch Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, doesn't give a shit to me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts

Wheeler Walker Jr. motherfucker I'm back I got pussy on the brain And a dick covered in purple vein Got a girl in Memphis and one in Baton Rogue Dietician in Austin who thinks that my dick is better than food Twins in Oakland: one watches, one pounds away Trainer in Bakersfield keeps her legs open for me, just in case Got an Asian girl, her pussy's inside out Catholic virgin, thinks anal doesn't count Dental assistant in Cleveland My dick still tastes like her mouth, yeah All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I can steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy king, yeah Big tittied teacher in Flint, fuck her after class Got a bitty in Reno who uses her mouth to clean out my ass Fucked a mom in Cleveland, her husband was hard and mean He's gonna be a lot meaner next year when his daughter gonna turn 18 Black girl in Harlem with an Afro bush Hick in Boise with corn in her tush Girl in Nashville breaks into my place to wipe my Gibson on her puss Yeah All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy king Oh I like that I know you like that Wheeler Hey, Wheeler! Tell me what'cha gonna do with that pussy now, oh What'cha, what'cha, what'cha gonna do with that pussy, pussy Alright break it down here What'cha gonna do Here we go You gotta tame the pussy Gotta tame the pussy Gotta tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy king