How lovely to be a woman! The wait was well worthwhile, How lovely to wear mascara and smile a woman's smile. How lovely to have a figure that's round instead of flat, Whenever you hear boys whistle, you're what they're whistling at! It's wonderful to feel, the way a woman feels, It gives you such a glow, Just to know, you're wearing lipstick and heals. How lovely to be a woman, and have one job to do: To pick out a boy and train him, And then when you are through, You make him the man you want him to be! Life's lovely when you're a woman... Like me!!

It's true, it's true, the crown has made it clear The climate must be perfect all the year A law was made a distant moon ago here July and August cannot be too hot And there's a legal limit to the snow here in Camelot The winter is forbidden till December And exits March the second on the dot By order, summer lingers through September in Camelot Camelot: Camelot I know it sounds a bit bizarre But in Camelot: Camelot That's how conditions are The rain may never fall till after sundown By eight, the morning fog must disappear In short, there's simply not a more congenial spot For happily ever after in than here in Camelot Camelot: Camelot I know it gives a person pause But in Camelot: Camelot Those are the legal laws The snow may never slush upon the hillside By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear In short, there's simply not a more congenial spot For happily ever after in than here in Camelot

Never been this blue Never knew the meaning of a heartache But then again, I never lost at love before Somewhere down the road Maybe all those years will find some meaning I just can't think about them now or live 'em out anymore Never lasted so long, no Through so much or through so many I just can't believe I could throw it all away Sometimes late at night When there's nothing here except my piano I'd almost give my hands to make you see my way Stand tall, don't you fall For God's sake don't go and do something foolish All you're feeling right now is silly human pride Oh, stand tall, don't you fall Don't do something you might regret later You're feelin' it like everyone, it's silly human pride Never lasted so long, no Through so much or through so many I just can't believe I could throw it all away Sometimes late at night When there's nothing here except my old piano I'd almost give my hands to make you see my way Stand tall, don't you fall For God's sake don't go do something foolish All you're feeling right now is silly human pride You've got me down on my knees for ya, mama Stand tall, don't you fall Don't do something you'll regret later A feelin' it like everyone, it's silly human pride Get up and Stand tall, don't you fall

I wrote you long love letters, Mama, I sent 'em on day by day Need you now even more than I did before As I'm lookin', here's your Daddy comin' With a big ole shotgun too Lovin' situtation look mighty poor So if'in you're really wonderin' what I'm doin' in your backyard I told you, Baby, I'd beat it home so soon But if you're really worryin' 'bout what I'm doin' in your backyard Come on out later, I'll show you by the light of the moon I had some dreams and fortune really, Mama, I got carried away And lookin' back even more than I did before As I'm leapin', creepin', hidin', sleepin' here's your Daddy with a shotgun too My lovin' situtation ain't nothin' but poor So if'in you're really worried 'bout what I'm doin' in your backyard I told you, Baby, I's beatin' it home so soon Well, if you're really worryin 'bout what I' m doin' in your backyard Come on out later, I'll show you by the light of the moon Baby, thinkin' 'bout really might be wonderin' why I'm standin' here cryin', Honey, lookin' in your backyard Don't ya worry 'bout nothin', ya got nothin' on your mind but me But as I'm layin' on my back about, thinkin' 'bout summertime gettin' back all the way Everything I see, a-honey, reminding me Come on get your lovin' man, come on get him while he's hot, get him on the run Babe, I here your lookin' but really too blind to see, oh, but hey, what ya gonna think About wham-bam, thank you Maam, where you goin' on the Wildwood trail Everything I see, a-honey, reminding me Baby, might be thinkin' 'bout, really livin' back, layin' back, standin' in your backyard Told you, baby, I's beatin' it home so soon If you're really wonderin' what I'm doin' in your backyard Come on out later, babe, I'll show you by the light of the moon