They say that everyone Needs someone So how come, no-one, needs me? And they say that everyone, Wants someone So how come, no-one, wants me? If you wonder who the loneliest creatures in the world can be They're the Ugly Duckling, the Little Black Sheep, and me (UH-HUH) They say that everyone, Loves someone So how come, no-one, loves me? If you wonder who the loneliest creatures in the world can be They're the Ugly Duckling, the Little Black Sheep, and me (UH-HUH) They say that everyone loves someone So how come, no-one loves me? So how come, no-one loves me? So how come, no-one loves me?

Open Up The Window Let Some Air In This Room I Think I'm Almost Chokin' On The Smell Of Stale Perfume And The Cigarette You're Smokin's 'Bout To Scare Me Half To Death Oh Open Up The Window Let Me Catch My Breath

Want some whiskey in your water? Sugar in your tea? What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me? This is the craziest party that could ever be Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way to have fun, no Open up the window, let some air into this room I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume And that cigarette you're smokin' bout scare me half to death Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, son The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor I seen so many things I aint never seen before Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, son