House Of Pain Anthem I'm a wood peckin' peckerwood Take me out, ya never could Act up in my neighbourhood You better not, my aim is good The House Of Pain is not a gang Just a funky Irish name A Celtic savage makin' cabbage With corn beef on the side Irish pride is what I got I got alot so don't dispute it Constantly I'm suited If ya got a gun then shoot it Pick any beat I rock it I'm always in the pocket You try to ill, I grab my gat And now you see my cock it Next I pull the trigger I don't care if you're bigger You try to con yourself you're bulletproof But how ya figure? The caps that I'll be poppin' They'll have your body droppin' You thought you knew the deal But now you feel your heartbeat stoppin' I'm moppin' up the comp That's short for compitition I write my lyrics like The Irish mob in Hell's Kitchen The House Of Pain in effect, y'all I say the House Of Pain is in effect You know the House Of Pain is in effect y'all And anyone that steps up in gettin' wrecked I'm a beer drinkin' fighter The bike in Easy Rider I only roll my spliffs With the extra easy whiters Papers to vapors Is what you'll all be catchin' Meanwhile I'll be snatchin' Up your hoes and all your dough The styles that I'll be kickin' You know they're finger lickin' Good, the peckerwood never could play the victim Only the offender I go out on a bender Drink a case of brew And then disgrace the crew But only if it's mickeys I never wear no dickeys Only wear the Levi's My whole family cries

It's a little past suppertime I'm still out on the porch step sittin' on my behind Waitin' for you Wonderin' if everything was alright Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time" I said, "I've got time Well, he'll be here soon" Five years old and talkin' to myself Where were you, where'd you go? Daddy, can't you tell? I'm not tryin' to fake it and I ain't the one to blame No, there's no one home in my house of pain And I didn't write these pages and my script's been rearranged No, there's no one home in my house of pain No, there's no one home in my house of pain Wasn't I worth the time? A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time I looked up to you I paced my room a million times And all I ever got was one big line, the same old lie How could you? Well, I was eighteen and still talkin' to myself Where were you, where'd you go? Daddy, can't you tell? I'm not tryin' to fake it and I ain't the one to blame No, there's no one home in my house of pain And I didn't write these pages and my script's been rearranged No, there's no one home in my house of pain No, there's no one home in my house of pain I'm not tryin' to fake it and I ain't the one to blame No, there's no one home in my house of pain And I didn't write these pages and my script's been rearranged No, there's no one home in my house of pain (no, there's no one home) No, there's no one home in my house of pain (no, there's no one home) (And I'm alone again) No, there's no one home in my house of pain (no, there's no one home) No, there's no one home in my house of pain (no, there's no one home) (And I'm alone again) Well, if I learned anything from this, is How to live on my own

Man, what kinda crap is this? I don't know. I, I thought it was really gonna be different this time. (It is) Ah, yeah. (Ha-ha-ha!) Yeh-hey I don't know man. We're dyin', we're dyin' Hey, you got a point there (This is fat!) You've actually got three points there. Ah-ha! (Yep!) Whaaeeee! Oh yeah, hey. What they, where he'd get that clothes? Outta your closet (Ha-ha-ha!) Yeah. You mean, you mean my wife's closet No, J.C. Penny man. J.C. Penny That's what's comin' down on the inside Don't let this get around to the outside Now listen here. It's not what you are, ya see, it's how ya dress 'Cuz that's one thing I learned from these guys, I must confess Now me look, I got this job not just bein' myself, huh! I went out I bought some brand new shoes Now I walk like someone else, hey! Maybe I'm crazy or just too high But all this here can't be worth my piece of the pie Sittin' around just gettin' high Temporarily pacified! I guess less is more, ha ha Somethin' special, gimme someone new Some brand new groove to sink my teeth into Sittin' around just gettin' high Temporarily pacified! (Ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa!) (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't touch me there, okay? Just don't do that, okay?) (Oh, why?) (Just pay my accountant) That's what's come down on the inside (I don't know. I might be able to make it through. What the hay?) Don't let this get around to the outside. Please, please, please This ain't no party, this ain't no show So don't you try to put no m-m-m-m-m-m-mojo (That's what's comin' down) On my butt, anyway. Heh heh (Alimony!) (Guitar Solo) (Are you alright?) That's what's comin' down (I, I, I, I don't feel so good. I'm serious man. I don't, I don't feel too good) On the inside (Hey, let's blow it out here now man, alright?) Don't let this get around, to the outside (Eddie! Can't you read lips?) (Hey, hey, hey) (I came into this thing with an open mind) (Mike! Mike! What was that shit you gave me last night?) That's what's comin' down (Ah, man)(Ha, ha-ha!) On the inside (Get out! Operator calling. Get out! Operator) Don't let this get around, to the outside (Ah, ha-ha!) That's what's comin' down (Okay)(Hello? Hello?) On the inside (This is the operator) (Hey Sammy, I found a hat and a pair of shoes. Are they yours?) Don't let this get around, to the outside That's what's comin' down On the inside Don't let this get around (Hey! Somebody get me a cheeseburger!) To the outside (Hey, is Greg back yet?) (Alimony! Alimony! Alimony! Alimony! Alimony! Alimony!) (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!) That's what's comin' down On the inside Don't let this get around (Ahh! Ahhhhh!) (Yeow! Yeah!) To the outside

Nmmmmmm dip dip Mmmmnnnnmm Bum-ba-deeda-bum-ba-deeda Bum-ba-deeda bum-ba-deeda (continued throughout) Happy trails to you Until we meet again Happy trails to you Keep smilin' until then Who (Ooh-ooh) cares about the clouds when we're together Just (Ahh-ahh-ahh) sing a song and think 'bout sunny weather (Two, three) Happy trails to you 'Til we meet again (Laughter)

Outta touch most of the time Gotta lotta things on my mind Kickin' down, where to start It's the hardest thing Oh... Grow it long, shave it off Life is hard, never soft I need a change, I need it quick Before it makes me sick That's what on my mind Pay attention, watch your back Pay your dues, stay on track Got no room to second-guess Puts me under stress Oh... If I were you, you were me I wonder who I'd wanna be With just one wish you can't refuse I wouldn't know what to choose Feelin'...no, don't like what I've been told I'm feelin' Feelin' what no one else will ever know I'm feelin' Oh... Now black is white and white is black Got politicians smokin' crack And john paul's all bullet-proofed It puts me through the roof Yea... I were you and you were me I wonder who I'd rather be If I had one wish I'd take it Feelin'...oh, I don't like what I've been told I'm feelin' And I'm seein' What no one else will ever know I'm seein' Come on, feelin' Hey, I don't understand these things I'm feelin' No... Outta touch most all the time Too many things on my mind Shuttin' down, gotta stop this thing Feelin'...no, I don't like what I've been told I'm feelin' I'm bleeding... like no one else will ever know I'm bleeding Dealin'...i'm dealin' with these things I'm feelin' I'm dreamin', I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming things that show Me what I'm seein' Seein'...i'm seein' things that I don't know I'm feelin' I've been feelin', I'm feelin', I'm feelin' things that i Don't know I don't know, I don't know what I'm feelin' Hey, I don't understand