Hoodz 2 - Pee

I watch the news from 6 to 9 I dislike school baby all of the time Calling for some snowfall and I hope they're right I don't think I'm going to sleep a wink tonight Five or ten is OK But I hope there is no way we'll have school No school today I'm planning for some sledding and some fun Pound by pound I hope the white stuff comes When I wake up in the morning I know that I just can't wait To hear my school's dirty fate Five or ten is OK But I hope there is no way we'll have school School's out today I don't want to go to school I don't like school anyway No school baby

Mom? Dad? I went to my parents house the other to get something And I saw their cars in the driveway Surely they both must be home Surely they won't mind if I come in Boy was I wrong I knocked at the door for courtesy's sake Then I let myself in, what a mistake I heard someone down in the basement and I thought I'd better check it out I went downstairs all sneaky-like and you'll never believe what I saw There was my naked with a screwdriver trying to pry something open Naked Ding dong swinging in the wind Maybe he does as a hobby I don't know Maybe he does this all the time I don't know Maybe my Dad's got a secret naked life My Dad's got a secret naked life I expected him to grab a wrench or something to cover himself up He was so casual and let it swing and smack his leg Oh your a wise one Oh your so cool Now I thought that might be the last time my Dad would do something Like that in front of me But then one time I went over there Same kinda thing happened I knocked on the door, didn't think anyone was there, came right in and found my Dad Sitting on the couch wearing nothing but his birthday suit watching Spring Then I knew for for sure I found him out My Dad's got a secret naked life I don't think my Brother knows I don't think my Mom knows I think my Dad keeps it to himself all the time My Dad's got a secret naked life