I met a gin soaked, bar room queen in Memphis He tried to take me upstairs for a ride He had to heave me right across his shoulder 'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind I'm the honky tonk woman Gimme, gimme, gimme a honky tonk man I laid a V.I.P. in New York City I had to put up some kind of a fight The lady then she covered me with roses He blew my nose and then he blew my mind I'm a honky tonk woman Gimme, gimme, gimme a honky tonk man (Yeah) I'm a honky tonk woman Gimme, gimme, gimme a honky tonk man (Yeah) I'm a honky tonk woman Gimme, gimme, gimme a honky tonk man

Woman left me with the blues And I know just how I got 'em I see a fifth of Jimmy Beam I'm gonna drink it to the bottom I ain't tryna hurt nobody I ain't prone to give a damn I got me nothin' left to lose I'm in a honky-tonk mood I'm in a honky-tonk mood That's where I'll be all night If anybody's lookin' for me Look for a neon light, oh We're playin' here tonight And then I'm playin' here tomorrow I got a whiskey and a tune I'm in a honky-tonk mood If I get to gettin' loud Don't you worry 'bout it, boys 'Cause gettin' over this heartache Is gonna make a little noise If I start to dancin' 'round Don't try and pull me off the floor I'm just a-kickin' up my boots I'm in a honky-tonk mood I'm in a honky-tonk mood That's where I'll be all night If anybody's lookin' for me Look for a neon light, oh We're playin' here tonight And then I'm playin' here tomorrow I got a whiskey and a tune I'm in a honky-tonk mood I got a whiskey and a tune I'm in a honky-tonk mood

This is the story about the knight and the dragon. The dragon He bite me (whoa lord) The dragon (You know that) He bite me Funky funky funky funky dragon Keep on messin' my thing around Got to get him Got to get him I once was a knight at the round table Go Go Go Go Go He bite me The dragon He bite me The dragon He bite me I once was a knight at the round table Go Go Go He bite me Got to get him Got to get him Got to get him Every time I go out and try to save the fair maiden in distress, that old dragon always comes around roaring and carrying on and always trying to bite me, just like this... Always trying to bite me, I ... I can't keep going for that