Happy little day Jimmy went away Met his little Jenny on a public holiday A happy pair they made So decorously laid 'Neath the gay illuminations all along the promenade It's so good to know there's still a little magic in the air I'll weave my spell Jenny, will you stay? Tarry me with pray Nothing 'ere need come between us Tell me, love, what do you say? Oh, no, I must away To my mum in disarray If my mother should discover How I spent my holiday It would be of small avail to talk of magic in the air I'll say farewell Oh, rock of ages Do not crumble, love is breathing still Oh, lady moonshine down A little people magic if you will Jenny pines away Writes a letter every day We must ever be together Nothing can my love erase Oh, no, I'm compromised I must apologise If my lady should discover How I spent my holidays

Go on, say it a little louder Bet your mom couldn't be prouder Puff that chest out big boy Take your time Make your point Tongue out, oh i know you like that How's that for you? Any feedback? I should be so lucky If you'd only fuck me Is this as good as it gets? Call me crazy if you wanna Make my clothes a little tighter Think I left my body Years Ago Make some noise I should be so lucky If you'd only fuck me Is this as good as it gets? Is this as good as it gets? You told me I was one in a million I send you songs and you don't even listen Said this time, I'd be different Is this as good as it gets? Oh yeah!

Good god You're in my kitchen It's been so long Don't we look different You said Let's go dancing Fall asleep in my room Is this habit? Or something I shouldn't do? Yeah, that was a close one Yeah, that was a close one We were really going through it Guess we dodged another bullet We know, that we're happier Careful Don't come any closer You should go home Or stay on the sofa Fuck it Let's go dancing Fall asleep in my room This can't happen Guess i'll just see you soon Yeah, that was a close one Yeah, that was a close one We were really going through it Guess we dodged another bullet We know, that we're happier Yeah, that was a close one Yeah, that was a close one We were really going through it Guess we dodged another bullet We know, that we're happier Let's go dancing Let's go dancing Let's go dancing Dancing yeah Yeah, that was a close one Yeah, that was a close one We were really going through it Guess we dodged another bullet We know, that we're happier

I remember when I lost my mind It was a pretty chilly Tuesday night And the man on the tele' said, "Build a bunker in your shed" "And tell your mum I love her" (ooh) I'm on day six hundred and thirty-nine Hello and welcome to my pointless life Won't you have a slice of pecan pie? Let me show you where I cry It's in the corner, It's out of order, I'm- 25, goin' on 45, goin' on 99, goin' on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride, goin' on dead Dead (dead), hmm-yeah I think of everything I could have been (uh) A superhero in a limousine, or a hot shot living on top But instead, look what I've got The world is on fire, so, baby pass me a lighter, 'cause I'm- 25, goin' on 45, goin' on 99, goin' on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride, goin' on dead Looks like the sun's coming out again And I see my friends, they're over the moon to see me What a surprise, God, I'm glad I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive I'm 25, goin' on 45, goin' on 99, goin' on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride, goin' on dead