Hey I Don't Work Here - Tom Cardy

'Cause I don't belong here 'Cause I don't belong here 'Cause I don't belong here Those days, it was all I wanted Nowadays, it feels all the same Used to stare at my bedroom ceiling Wishing everything could change Now it's hard when you're always searching For the life that you left behind Time disappears, year after year How the hell did I get here? 'Cause I feel so far away Minutes turn to hours and the hours into days I gave up everything You don't know what you got until you throw it all away 'Cause I don't belong here, I don't belong here, I don't belong, I don't belong I don't belong here, I don't belong here, I don't belong Looking back on the past, all the time I wasted Running from everyone that tells me that I'm fading out Must be mistaken 'cause I, I, I don't feel anything You know I got this brain, it drives me insane Somedays I feel I can't take the pain, I'm gone I can't explain it 'cause I, I, I don't need anything, no I feel so far away Minutes turn to hours and the hours into days I gave up everything You don't know what you got until you throw it all away 'Cause I don't belong here, I don't belong here, I don't belong, I don't belong I don't belong here, I don't belong here, I don't belong

The date started off so well Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life She was perfect from what I could tell How could I not see the danger right in front of me? My favourite food is fish Baby, that's my favourite too I love cartoon dogs Baby, I love Scooby-Doo Hey girl, what's your favourite film? She said, "The best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called" Human centipede, human centipede I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight Human centipede, not ironically She said, "The costume design was a highlight" I like it for the plot Tell me what the plot's about German doctor sews three people ass to mouth Cool Human Centipede, please God save me I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed She said, "Human centipede is a tour de force" I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course" She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth" I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code Why are you blinking so much? I've got something in my eye Here, let me get it out No, thank you, I don't wanna die Bonjour, sir was blinking at me Is this because your date is a freak? No Very good then, bon appétit Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love You could be my world, the love of my life One day we'll get married and be husband and wife With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams Only if the wedding is themed Tell me what the theme's gonna be Human centipede, human centipede That way, we could save on the catering bill Human centipede, only one mouth to feed If you are the best man, you know the deal (pucker up) I can finally open myself up to love I can finally sew a mouth to a butt Human centipede Human centipede