Hello hello, Kitty
Hello dear friend
Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom
Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune
Hello hello, Kitty
Play with us today

Hello Kitty says you can never have too many
Friends well bitch, I've got none
No ones no fun they all think I'm dumb
Rotting away in my party of one and I
Honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun
Like hello Kitty got no worries in a fantasy land

Instead I'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand
One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band
I wonder if this will get better
People do say that it can

I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully

Kitty she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend)
I know no matter who abandons me she'll be there till the end
And I know when the worlds in flames
She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place

She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn
Be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she's so adorned
I don't believe in my much but if there's one thing that I trust
If there's a higher being, it must be her
She's never unjust

I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully