Hell of a Year - Parker McCollum

I remember when I lost my mind It was a pretty chilly Tuesday night And the man on the tele' said, "Build a bunker in your shed" "And tell your mum I love her" (ooh) I'm on day six hundred and thirty-nine Hello and welcome to my pointless life Won't you have a slice of pecan pie? Let me show you where I cry It's in the corner, It's out of order, I'm- 25, goin' on 45, goin' on 99, goin' on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride, goin' on dead Dead (dead), hmm-yeah I think of everything I could have been (uh) A superhero in a limousine, or a hot shot living on top But instead, look what I've got The world is on fire, so, baby pass me a lighter, 'cause I'm- 25, goin' on 45, goin' on 99, goin' on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride, goin' on dead Looks like the sun's coming out again And I see my friends, they're over the moon to see me What a surprise, God, I'm glad I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive I'm 25, goin' on 45, goin' on 99, goin' on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride, goin' on dead

I think I just fell in love with a pornstar Turn the camera on, she a born star Turn the corners in a foreign car Call the coroners, do the CPR She gave that old nigga a ulcer Her bittersweet taste made his gold teeth ache, uh Make her knees shake, make a priest faint, uh Make a nun cum, make her cremate, uh Move downtown, cop a sweet space, uh Livin' life like we won the sweepstakes, what? We headed to hell for Heaven's sakes, huh Well, I'ma levitate, make the devil wait, yeah Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we crossed the line No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need Grab my hand and baby, we'll live a hell of a lie Never in your wildest dreams Never in your wildest dreams, in your wildest You could hear the loudest screams Comin' from inside the screen, you a wild bitch Tell me what I gotta do to be that guy Said her price go down, she ever fuck a black guy Or do anal, or do a gangbang It's kinda crazy that's all considered the same thing Well, I guess a lotta niggas do gangbang And if we run trains, we all in the same gang Runaway slaves all on a chain gang Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we crossed the line No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need Grab my hand and baby, we'll live a hell of a lie One day, I'm gon' marry a pornstar We'll have a big-ass crib and a long yard We'll have a mansion and some fly maids Nothin' to hide, we both screwed the bridesmaids She wanna roleplay 'til I roll over I'ma need a whole day, at least roll doja What party is we goin' to on Oscar day? 'Specially if she can't get that dress from Oscar de La Renta, they wouldn't rent her, they couldn't take the shame Snatched the dress off her back and told her, "Get away" How could you say they live they life wrong When you never fuck with the lights on? Fuck with the lights Fuck with the, with the lights on Fuck with the lights Fuck with the, with the lights on Fuck with the lights on With the, with the lights on Fuck with the lights Fuck with the, with the lights on Fuck, fuck with the lights Fuck with the, with the lights on Fuck with the lights Fuck with the, with the lights on Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we crossed the line No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need Grab my hand and baby, we'll live a hell of a lie I think I fell in love with a pornstar And got married in the bathroom Honeymoon on the dance floor And got divorced by the end of the night That's one hell of a lie (Mmm, mmm, mmm) (Mmm, mmm, mmm) (Mmm, mmm, mmm) (Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm) (Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm)

All we need is a July hot Saturday night A couple cans all cool and the needle on full and a countryside Yeah, a hot little playlist, of your favorite songs When I get you climbing up in the cab of this truck Yeah, you know it's on, know it's on Show you a side of these two lanes you've never seen Heating it up behind a high beam Ooh, baby you and me, just a-running down crazy Flying high, living careless, on the edge of wild and reckless Hold on tight, I'm 'bout to show you one hell of a night So, give me that, "Aw, yeah," and take me there, look I'm a sucker for your kiss, wanna steal 'em from your lips, baby, like a truck A foot heavy on the floorboard, everywhere we go I'm talking once in a lifetime, blowing your mind Burning down these back roads Show you a side of these two lanes you've never seen Heating it up behind a high beam Ooh, baby, you and me, just a-running down crazy Flying high, living careless, on the edge of wild and reckless Hold on tight, I'm 'bout to show you one hell of a night So give me that, "Aw, yeah," and I'll give you that all night Girl, give me that "Let's go," and I'll give you that good good time Show you a side of these two lanes you've never seen Heating it up behind a high beam Ooh, baby you and me, just a-running down crazy Flying high, living careless, on the edge of wild and reckless Hold on tight, I'm 'bout to show you one hell of a night Yeah, a once in a lifetime night Ooh, girl, looking down the ride of one hell of a night I'm 'bout to show you one hell of a night

Get up out your seat, you can have my drink, let me see you dance Get up off your feet, you can be my freak, let me see you jam When the sun falls, then the moon lights, might be a hell of a night Go, go, go, go... Shit's real and I just begun, so many ladies wanna share my tongue Uh, man this life of mine, me in the lead being pressed for time So the bottle gon' pop, then my record gon' spin Then them hoes gon' jock, ain't no telling how my night might end Night life in the bright lights, swagging hard in my Concords You at the bottom, we the Top Dawgs, we get high as them elevators Take a sip with me, now move your hips with me, now make it dip for me Now will you ride for me? Will you die for me? Will you jump off a cliff and hit the sky with me? Uh, ménage á troìs, four titties, no bras and no flaws You, me, and her ball with no drawers, get high with a God I am no star Feeling good, all this money on my bank card 10 grand in my pocket, nigga, all ours Porsche Panamera, uh, yeah, four doors Pedal to the floor, ain't that what it's made for? I ain't minding if the world stops Said I ain't minding if the world stops, we been living up in Hell's shop We been living up in Hell's shop So I'ma live it to the top notch, so I'ma take it to the top notch I ain't running if the world stops Said I ain't minding if the world stops, we been living up in Hell's shop We been living up in Hell's shop So I'ma live it to the top notch, fuck with me Get up out your seat, you can have my drink, let me see you dance Get up off your feet, you can be my freak, let me see you jam When the sun falls, then the moon lights, might be a hell of a night Go, go, go, go... Uh, got the whole world tryna figure out Q You can never find a nigga do what I do, TDE, I'm the nigga from the crew Hit it one time, now she wanting round two Ghetto chick, but I love them bamboos No lean, but I chopped and screwed She want a groovy type, bucket hat dude Champagne pop, I'm about that life, molly gon' pop, I'm about that life Backwood toke, I'm about that life, living good, might not remember this night World might end, so I'm living my life Fuck hanging out, I ain't tryna fly kites Tryna go to Paris? Nigga hit me on the Skype Tryna do a show? Nigga twenty for the hype Uh, don't touch me, bitch, I'm famous, tryna party and bang my fingers Living large, I'm an entertainer, so cold but I come with flamers First sex, she up in my closet, whips drawers while I top deposits Girl let me see you stop and pause it, fuck around, might pay your mortage I ain't minding if the world stops Said I ain't minding if the world stops, we been living up in Hell's shop We been living up in Hell's shop So I'ma live it to the top notch, so I'ma take it to the top notch I ain't running if the world stops Said I ain't minding if the world stops, we been living up in Hell's shop We been living up in Hell's shop So I'ma live it to the top notch, fuck with me Get up out your seat, you can have my drink, let me see you dance Get up off your feet, you can be my freak, let me see you jam When the sun falls, then the moon lights, might be a hell of a night Go, go, go, go...

I don't really want this to end It seems as thought it all just began It's not as if I don't know you're Pretending you're leaving You poured your heart out to me Your words are hard to believe I see you, so see through Don't make promises you can't Keep your mouth shut You talk too damn much Once again, you let me in You gave yourself away Get gone, you won't You can go ahead and leave It doesn't bother me Or you could, just stay Cut me down in a different way If it ain't right, I can't make it right So goodbye It's been a hell of a ride So tell me where will you go What will you do, who do you know You're free to say goodbye Feel free to leave at anytime You want to, I just know that you Won't go anywhere anytime soon Get gone, you won't You can go ahead and leave It doesn't bother me Or you could, just stay Cut me down in a different way If it ain't right, I can't make it right, yeah So goodbye It's been a hell of a ride It's been a hell of a ride Get gone, you won't You can go ahead and leave It doesn't bother me Or you could, just stay Cut me down in a different way If it ain't right, I can't make it right So goodbye Its been a hell of a ride It's been one hell of a ride Good bye Good bye It's been one hell of a ride Yeah It's been one hell of a ride Yeah

I came in going at a hundred miles an hour Just a kid outta Conroe looking for something a little bit louder Learning it gets blurry, in a hurry on the edge I spent damn near 15 years out on the highway pushing red Hammer down, never sticking around, head harder than a tree Foot on the gas, never looking back and always ready to leave I remember shaking my head when my old man told me "Boy, one of these days, you won't always be hung up on speed" She came in slow and easy, falling like a feather Her blue eyes felt like an old handwritten letter I learned the hard way she was right about taking her time So, I just pretend that wherever she is, it's at the end of the line Hammer down, never sticking around, head harder than a tree Foot on the gas, never looking back and always ready to leave I remember shaking my head when that girl was telling me "Boy, one of these days, you won't always be hung up on speed" Hammer down, never sticking around, head harder than a tree Foot on the gas, never looking back and always ready to leave I remember shaking my head when my old man told me "Boy, one of these days, you won't always be hung up on speed" "Boy, one of these days, you won't always be hung up on speed"

How 'bout another tequila Out by the motel pool I won't steal your heart tonight But you can beat mine black and blue When I hear that highway I know it won't be long 'Til a goodbye kiss on a night like this Turns into a goodbye song Well, I'm a wheel, I keep on rollin' I just go from town to town Once that gravel gets to throwin' Good luck slowin' me down Well, I've been high, and I've been lonely I've been lost and I've been found Baby, you're the only thing that's ever turned me 'round I'm a wheel, I just keep rollin' Girl, you better be looking Becomin' out of the night Been runnin' 15 straight damn days And every mile you're on my mind Well, I'm a wheel, I keep on rollin' I just go from town to town Once that gravel gets to throwin' Good luck slowin' me down Well, I've been high, and I've been lonely I've been lost and I've been found Baby, you're the only thing that's ever turned me 'round I'm a wheel, I just keep rollin' Drop you off, drop a gear Then it's all downhill from here Yeah, it's all downhill from here And I'm a wheel, I keep on rollin' I just go from town to town Once that gravel gets to throwin' Good luck slowin' me down Well, I've been high, and I've been lonely I've been lost and I've been found Baby, you're the only thing that's ever turned me 'round I'm a wheel, I just keep rollin' I'm a wheel

Late night train back to Austin Couple cars, cocaine, and the interstate Most every night, this is what it's like You don't answer, I keep callin' just to stay awake Hope what you said wasn't meant for me You told me I was no good It's alright babe, I'm pretty used to being misunderstood I never pegged you for what you are Had it in my head I would break your heart Hate to think about what I did Some things in me are broke, I can't find a fix Hope what you said wasn't meant for me You told me I was no good It's alright babe, I'm pretty used to being misunderstood It's alright babe, I'm pretty used to being misunderstood Go home and sleep 'til I leave again That's why I gave you up, couldn't watch you cry You said you'd wait on me patiently But I'll live out of a bag 'til the day I die I guess I get how you think of me You told me I was no good It's alright babe, I'm pretty used to being misunderstood It's alright babe, I'm pretty used to being misunderstood It's alright babe, I'm pretty used to being misunderstood

I think about that summer fallin' way too fast Yeah, we were just a season, yeah, too damn hot to last I held you for a moment, let the moment slip away And I know you won't forgive me for the things I didn't say Now, it's too late (now, it's too late) Yeah, it's too late (yeah, it's too late) It's getting late Blame me for the endin', hell, blame me for the start Blame me for the wall you had to build around your heart Blame me for the hurtin', all the hell I put you through You can swear it's all my fault and I won't blame you if you do But don't blame me, don't blame me Don't blame me for lovin' you You were more than I could handle, you were more than I deserve You loved me like the devil, sang the songs I never heard I was drowning in an ocean, I was in over my head If I could just go back, I'd undo everything I did But it's too late (but it's too late) Yeah, it's too late (yeah, it's too late) Yeah, it's getting late Blame me for the endin', hell, blame me for the start Blame me for the wall you had to build around your heart Blame me for the hurtin', and all the hell I put you through You can swear it's all my fault and I won't blame you if you do Don't blame me, don't blame me Don't blame me for lovin' you Is it too late? Is it too late? Say it's not too late Blame me for the endin', hell, blame me for the start You can blame me for the wall you had to build around your heart Blame me for the hurtin', and all the hell I put you through You can swear it's all my fault and I won't blame you if you do But don't blame me, don't blame me Don't blame me for lovin' you (Don't blame me, baby, baby) (Don't blame me, baby, baby) (Don't blame me, baby, baby) don't blame me for lovin' you (Don't blame me, baby, baby) (Don't blame me, baby, baby) (Don't blame me, baby, baby) don't blame me for lovin' you (Don't blame me, baby, baby) (Don't blame me, baby, baby) (Don't blame me, baby, baby) don't blame me for lovin' you

Your silhouette its in my nightmare And I cant rest my eyes as all And ill be leavin by the morning Ya ever seen Chicago in the fall Mama told me I was nothing That who I was aint who I am And livin free out here gets lonely Swore id do the best I can Cause who I was aint who I am I swore id do the best I can Cause who I was aint who I am I swore id do the best I can A young man angry with a heartache Will steal and cheat and lie to live And gasoline out on this highway Burin bridges of revenge Cause who I was aint who I am I swore id do the best I can White lines keep to make my troubles on through the night White lines baby all I ever see when you're cryin My blinds are drawn Greenville aint too far from Austin A day by foot a night by train And ill leave roses for my baby Wrapped inside a wedding ring Cause who I was aint who I am I swore id do the best I can Cause who I was aint who I am I swore id do the best I can