Hell Is Forever (Hazbin Hotel) - Kevin Grim

I have a dream, I'm here to tell About а wonderful fantastic new hotel Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell Catering to a specific clientele (ooh-ooh) Inside of every demon is a rainbow Inside every sinner is a shiny smile Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child We can turn around! They'll be heaven-bound! With just а little time down at the Happy Hotel! So, аll you junkies, freaks and weirdos Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks and zeroes And downfallen superheroes, help is here All of you cretins, sluts and losers Sexual deviants and boozers And prescription drug abusers, need not fear While in our care, we'll cure your sin We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel! There'll be no more fire and no more screams Just puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreаms And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonnа be like, "Wow!" Once you check in with me So, all your cartoon porn addictions, vegan rants, psychic predictions Ancient Roman crucifixions, end right here! All you monsters, thieves and crazies, cannibals and crying babies Frothing mouth is full of rabies, filled with cheer! You'll be complete! It'll be so neat! Our service can't be beat! You'll be on easy street! Yes! Life will be sweet, at the Happy Hotel! Yeah!